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"Friends are like condoms. They protect you when things get hard."
That's what my five drool-worthy best friends, turned boyfriends, turned fated, said when we were younger. We lived by it. But I don't know if there's a condom out there that's strong enough to protect us from what's coming ... pun intended.
Five men? Yeah, it gets a little hectic around here. That's a lot of d*cks to handle. They're lucky I love them-because patience sure as hell isn't a virtue of mine.
Add in natural disasters laying havoc to our world, and learning we have magic from the goddess, Gaia ...
Welcome to the Lana sh*tshow. Grab a seat and buckle up, buttercups.
Because no way in hell am I letting us die in this life.
Contains mature themes.
That's what my five drool-worthy best friends, turned boyfriends, turned fated, said when we were younger. We lived by it. But I don't know if there's a condom out there that's strong enough to protect us from what's coming ... pun intended.
Five men? Yeah, it gets a little hectic around here. That's a lot of d*cks to handle. They're lucky I love them-because patience sure as hell isn't a virtue of mine.
Add in natural disasters laying havoc to our world, and learning we have magic from the goddess, Gaia ...
Welcome to the Lana sh*tshow. Grab a seat and buckle up, buttercups.
Because no way in hell am I letting us die in this life.
Contains mature themes.
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