When Dracula throws out his back at a disco in Australia, he's diagnosed with advanced osteoarthritis-a fate worse than a wooden stake!
Frustrated by the hospital's "quack" remedies, Drac seeks out alternative healing and meets a charming vegan naturopath who stirs memories of a lost love from his Transylvanian past.
Determined to win her heart-despite a few centuries' age gap-Drac soon discovers he's not the only one vying for her affection. A jealous secret admirer lurks in the shadows, ready to fight fang and nail for her attention. Luckily, Drac has his loyal (if somewhat questionable) sidekick Renfield to help… or hinder.
With the local police closing in on his true identity and a romantic showdown brewing, Drac realizes one thing:
