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I'll Never Be French (No Matter What I Do)

Living in a Small Village in Brittany

Mark Greenside
4.3
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Duration
8h 3m
Year
2021
Language
English
Publisher
Tantor Media, Inc.

About

When Mark Greenside - a native New Yorker living in California, political lefty, writer, and lifelong skeptic - is dragged by his girlfriend to a tiny Celtic village in Brittany at the westernmost edge of France in Finistere, or what he describes as "the end of the world," his life begins to change.

In a playful, headlong style, and with enormous affection for the Bretons, Greenside shares how he makes a life for himself in a country where he doesn't speak the language or understand the culture. He gradually places his trust in the villagers he encounters - neighbors, workers, acquaintances - and he's consistently won over and surprised as he manages to survive day-to-day trials.

Until he came to this town, Greenside was lost, moving through life without a plan, already in his 40s with little money and no house. So when he settles into the rhythm of this new French culture not only does he find a home and meaningful relationships in this French countryside, he finds himself.

I'll Never Be French (no matter what I do) is both a new beginning and a homecoming for Greenside. He has never regretted his journey and, as he advises to those searching for their next adventure, neither will you.

Related Subjects

  • Culinary
  • Biography & Autobiography
  • Adult Nonfiction
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  • France
  • Europe
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Mark GreensideAuthor
Jonathan BevilleReader