Sweetheart, I was stuck just like you in a dead-end situation as a caged bird with no hope for a better future. Every day was the same, and the worst part was that I wasn't happy. Then I had the brilliant idea to look up the history of humans and search for happiness. I WAS SURPRISED TO FIND THAT HAPPINESS WAS NOT A PRIORITY FOR HUMANS. So a question came up: WHAT IF THE HUMAN RACE COULD START OVER AGAIN? Would you repeat the same history? Well, I had to step in. I had the choice to either sit around and wait for my owner to magically and accidentally become happy one morning, or I could start creating my own happiness and spread it to you and her all at the same time. I chose to create happiness. IS IT REALLY THAT HARD TO HAVE HAPPY THOUGHTS? Who's in charge of your brain? My brain does what I say, not the other way around. If your brain can fetch an apple from the fridge, imagine what it could accomplish if you asked it for happiness!
