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Stupid Things I Won't Do When I Get Old

A Highly Judgmental, Unapologetically Honest Accounting of All the Things Our Elders Are Doing Wrong

Steven Petrow
3.7
(116)
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Duration
6h 12m
Year
2021
Language
English
Publisher
Highbridge Company

About

Soon after his fiftieth birthday, Petrow began assembling a list of "things I won't do when I get old"-mostly a catalog of all the things he thought his then seventy-something year old parents were doing wrong. That list became the basis of this rousing collection of do's and don'ts, wills and won'ts that is equal parts hilarious, honest, and practical.

The fact is, we don't want to age the way previous generations did. "Old people" hoard. They bore relatives-and strangers alike-with tales of their aches and pains. They insist on driving long after they've become a danger to others (and themselves). They eat dinner at 4 p.m. They swear they don't need a cane or walker (and guess what happens next). They never, ever apologize. But there is another way...

In Stupid Things I Won't Do When I Get Old, Petrow candidly addresses the fears, frustrations, and stereotypes that accompany aging. He offers a blueprint for the new old age, and an understanding that aging and illness are not the same. As he writes, "I meant the list to serve as a pointed reminder-to me-to make different choices when I eventually cross the threshold to 'old.'" Getting older is a privilege. This essential guide reveals how to do it with grace, wisdom, humor, and hope. And without hoarding.

Related Subjects

  • Aging
  • Self-Help
  • Adult Nonfiction
  • Essays
  • Literary Collections
  • General
  • Later Years
  • Life Stages
  • Family & Relationships
  • Adult
  • Topic
  • Humor

Reviews

"Unbelievably witty and relatable, I alternated bursting into laughter and placing my hand over my face in horror thinking, Oh my God, is that me? I often say, at this age we have something young people can never have…wisdom. My dear friend, Steven Petrow, has wisdom to share in this honest, funny, wry guide to keep us young at heart, without desperately hanging onto our youth. I am buying this bo
Suzanne Somers, New York Times bestselling author of A New Way to Age

Artists

Steven PetrowAuthor
Michael Butler MurrayReader