The Grim Reaper and Child

"I feel weird going to a cemetery," said said a nervous teenage girl to her father.
"Why is me?" asked her father the Necromancer who was in the form of a grim reaper.
"Nuh," said the Necromantrix, "All the dead people here is freaking me out."
"They are just shells their souls are gone they can't hurt you," said her father, "you are my heir you need to get used to this."
"Yeah," said she said, "Death still freaks me out."
"It's natural, between you me and that grave stone it really freaks me out too," said her father...

That's Just The Start

You won't believe how it ends!