THERE ARE REASONS WE FEAR THE DARK. BILL RYDER ISN'T ONE OF THEM. Prepare to sink your teeth into the first FOUR novels of the hilarious Tome of Bill series – over 1000 pages of epic horror comedy that will leave you in stitches. Gamer, Geek, and Legendary Vampire – Bill Ryder is an unlikely hero trying to survive in a world of undead horrors. Despite awesome powers, loyal friends, and a Brooklyn-sized attitude; the odds are stacked heavily against him. Bill must fulfill his destiny and save the world from the ancient terrors threatening it – all while trying to build some semblance of a social life. BILL THE VAMPIRE Bill Ryder was a dateless geek until he met a girl to die for - so he did. Sadly for him, that was just the beginning of his troubles. SCARY DEAD THINGS One of the most powerful vampires in the world wants Bill Ryder's head. A pint-sized princess wants the rest of him. Too bad it's not clear which fate is worse. THE MOURNING WOODS A war is brewing between the vampires and bigfoot, ancient enemies since the dawn of time. If it can't be stopped, the veil will be lifted and all of humanity's darkest nightmares will be unleashed. HOLIER THAN THOU On the eve of war, The Icon – legendary enemy of the vampire race – has arisen. There's just one small catch: Bill Ryder is in love with her. Panic is about to break out within the ranks of the undead and Bill is caught smack dab in the middle of it. ---------- Join Bill in these laugh-out-loud tales of terrifying monsters and middle-fingered mayhem. If you enjoy The Dresden Files, The Nate Temple series, or The Preternatural Chronicles, then you'll want to dive right into this bloody good time. Get ready to die laughing with The Tome of Bill, the quintessential vampire comedy series!
