Hi, it’s me, Unicorn. You must remember I can fly, make it rain cupcakes, and turn things into gold! Nothing? (Sigh.) Today was the first day of school, and I was expecting to make a big splash. But no one’s paying attention. I have to get my mojo back! I know l’ll re-create myself as a new, cooler Unicorn. This is gonna be big! My friend Goat will be so impressed. He loves it when I bring the glitter. No one will ever forget me the great, magical UNICORN! Wait, are you even listening? What’s that you’re playing with? No, not you, too! It’s just a rubber band!!!
