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What to Expect When Your Wife is Expanding: A Reassuring Month-by-Month Guide for the Father-to-B

Thomas Hill
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Duration
5h 2m
Year
2017
Language
English
Publisher
Novel Audio

About

In this classic parody, Thomas Hill presents the testosterone-inspired answer to the bestseller What to Expect When You're Expecting.

The third edition of the best, funniest father's guide to having a baby, What to Expect When Your Wife Is Expanding, is now thoroughly revised and updated, but it's still packed with information, advice, and attitude distinctively for guys. Originally conceived as a little parody, just something funny and helpful for the expectant man, the book is now a classic gift, passed knowingly from one generation of first-time papas to the next.

With this lighthearted, month-by-month instruction manual on the care and nurture of a pregnant wife-the main role of expectant dads-he'll handle all the important milestones and topics: what not to say during the three phases of labor; what to buy, how many, and when; maintaining work-life balance; maintaining work-life-wife balance.

New features in What to Expect When Your Wife Is Expanding include:

The minefield: the wrong gifts for your pregnant wife

Social media pregnancy etiquette: status update!

Eight reasons why not to pick out maternity clothes

What to Expect When Your Wife Is Expanding also features the latest trends!

Festive gender-reveal parties. (Really!)

Updated baby name guide, including Twitter hash tags.

Cloth diapers: The debate is back!

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  • Marriage & Family
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