"Let me tell you how this is gonna play out. I told you before, if I wanted company, I'd invite some. Now get your sorry behinds off my land." You'd think that would do it, wouldn't you? So did I, but those blasted hooligans just wouldn't listen. Neither would that yip-happy dog. I moved to the small town of Integrity to get some peace and quiet. Thanks to those same hooligans, I ended up with some peace of mind. But this is more their story than mine... puny vegetables and all.
