One rug. Far too many brandies. And a kneecap that changes everything. Fitzwilliam Darcy is a man of tradition, property, and impeccable decorum. He does not get foxed at country balls, he does not sprawl ungracefully on library settees, and he certainly does not compromise young ladies.Elizabeth Bennet enters a darkened study to escape the relentless pedantry of Mr Collins. She does not expect to trip. She does not expect to fall. And she certainly does not expect her knee to land with pinpoint accuracy on the most sensitive region of the wealthiest man in the North.Now, Mr Darcy is incapacitated, Miss Elizabeth is compromised, and Mrs Bennet is already ordering wedding lace.Can an engagement born of a physical catastrophe and a mountain of mince pies ever turn into true love? Or are the shades of Pemberley about to be polluted by the most hilarious scandal in the history of the Regency?A Drunken Mishap is a laugh-out-loud, clean Pride & Prejudice variation featuring a very pained Mr Darcy, a very defiant Elizabeth, and the world's most judgemental poodle. Perfect for readers who enjoy:Humorous Pride and Prejudice variations.Clean and wholesome Regency romanceLaugh-out-loud historical romancesAccidental compromiseRomantic comedies
