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What happens when a mild-mannered Englishman, his long-suffering wife, and their two Springer Spaniels abandon soggy Middlesbrough for the sunny paradise of Cyprus?Well… everything they didn't expect.From missing dogs at the airport, to rogue snakes in the bushes, UFOs in the sky (probably), and a cast of locals who could out-eccentric the cast of Three Men in a Boat, this is a warm, funny, very British chronicle of one man's attempt to find a quieter life, only to discover that paradise can be wonderfully chaotic. "Welcome to Cyprus. Please ensure your passport and wallet are open." As a child, Tom Kane's family always insisted he was born in the corner of the living room, behind the TV. That strange assertion, true or false, seems to have set the tone for the rest of his life.
Kane's mother inspired him to write. Science Fiction, in the form of Doctor Who and Isaac Asimov inspired his love of the genre. Monty Python inspired him to be silly and he continues to blame Billy Connolly for his infrequent bursts of bad language
In the corner or behind the TV, what is officially known about Tom Kane's birth is that it took place in England on a dark and stormy night.
Kane's mother inspired him to write. Science Fiction, in the form of Doctor Who and Isaac Asimov inspired his love of the genre. Monty Python inspired him to be silly and he continues to blame Billy Connolly for his infrequent bursts of bad language
In the corner or behind the TV, what is officially known about Tom Kane's birth is that it took place in England on a dark and stormy night.