Learn the American history they don't teach in school-like colonial zombie massacres and undead Civil War heroes-in this horrifying and hilarious volume.
"Americans have been taught that their nation is civilized and humane. But, too often, U.S. actions have been uncivilized and inhumane."
-Howard Zinn
Shedding light on 500 years of suppression, this shocking exposé reveals the pivotal role in American history played by its most invisible minority-zombies. From colonization and revolution to World Wars and global hegemony, A Zombie's History of the United States tells the powerful and moving stories of this country's living-dead underclass, including:
• The zombie massacre of European colonists at Plymouth Rock
• The gruesome killing of a zombinated Meriwether Lewis by his fellow explorer William Clark
• The doomed defense of the Alamo against hordes of the attacking undead
• The heroic, platoon-saving charge into a hail of German fire by an undead Lt. Audie Murphy
• The top-secret NASA missions that launched (and often lost) zombies into space
• The anti-terrorist program to stop the weaponization of the zombie virus
