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Two romantic comedies with bite!Almost Human Vampire Romance Collection 1 includes: I Wanna Suck Your...Blood. I'm a vampire. Come on.Then I met Simon and couldn't help thinking: maybe I'm after more than a little nutrition.He's a runner on a strict diet.I eat chips and queso as a main course.He's punctual.I think five minutes late is on time.He's an engineer.I tell stories for a living.He's human.I'm not.One misanthropic vamp (me) meets one commitment-shy human (him) and sparks fly. But humans and vamps don't do relationships...right?Note from the author: I Wanna Suck Your...contains steamy vampire-human shenanigans, enough naughty words to make someone (not me) blush, and a vampire who secretly (deep, deep, deep down) longs to be loved. I Wanna Bite Your...Anything. Everything. Because you drive me crazy and make me wild.I shouldn't be attracted to you, but I am.You're a man-child. A boy who never became an adult. A bartending musician who wouldn't know what good healthcare and a retirement plan were if they bit you on your delectable butt.And you're keeping secrets. About who you are, maybe what you are.You're everything I avoid in men. You meet none of my dating list requirements.But sex isn't dating...right?One list-obsessed vamp with a love of rules (me) meets one not-quite-human hottie with too many secrets (him) and mostly naked yoga happens. Also sex. Sex definitely happens. But that's all we've got. We're not compatible in all the adult ways that a real relationship requires. Are we? Note from the author: This book contains steamy vampire/not-quite-human shenanigans, enough naughty words to make someone (not me) blush, and a vampire who longs for her happily ever after but doesn't necessarily recognize it when it stares her in the face.