Remember that time you accidentally texted your boss something incredibly inappropriate?
Yeah. I just basically did the equivalent. Except worse. Now my millions of social media followers are reading and sharing the rude message I meant to send privately to my little sister as a joke...and I'm officially public enemy number one.
I'm Beck Ryder. Former boy bander. Underwear model. Fashion mogul. And I buried my entire leg in my mouth-not just my foot-modern internet style, and publicly insulted my sister's neighbor.
Sarah Dempsey.
Also known as the woman of my dreams, who loves geeky TV shows, baseball, and giraffes, who's just as turned on by food as I am, and who has a huge secret that I didn't see coming.
Now it's time to grovel and apologize publicly on social media and hope that those same followers who helped start the raging publicity disaster will help calm the waters.
Because Sarah doesn't want the spotlight. For very good reasons that I can't tell you right now. And trying to convince her to be my fake girlfriend to fix this mess and make me look like less of a donkey's rear end is worse than taking a kick to the nuts by an MMA fighter.
And I thought modeling underwear made me feel exposed.
Trying to start a relationship in the era of social media isn't all that it's cracked up to be.
America's Geekheart is a rockin' fun romantic comedy featuring a billionaire fashion mogul who got his start modeling underwear, the geeky girl next door with a secret the size of California, and more superstitions and secrets than you can shake a baseball bat at. It stands alone with no cheating or cliffhangers.
