If you think you've seen it all, WORLD WAR Z, THE WALKING DEAD, you haven't seen anything like this. From the twisted brain of Michael Logan comes Apocalypse Cow, a story about three unlikely heroes who must save Britain ... from a rampaging horde of ZOMBIE COWS!
Forget the cud. They want blood.
It began with a cow that just wouldn't die. It would become an epidemic that transformed Britain's livestock into sneezing, slavering, flesh-craving four-legged zombies. And, if that wasn't bad enough, the fate of the nation seems to rest on the shoulders of three unlikely heroes: an abattoir worker whose love life is non-existent thanks to the stench of death that clings to him, a teenage vegan with eczema and a weird crush on his math’s teacher, and an inept journalist who wouldn't recognize a scoop if she tripped over one.
As the nation descends into chaos, can they pool their resources, unlock a cure, and save the world? Three losers. Overwhelming odds. One outcome ... Yup, we're screwed.
"Apocalypse Cow treads that rare path between horrific and hilarious, which makes for a very fun read indeed. Give it a go."
Christopher Moore, author of Lamb, Fool, and A Dirty Job
"Apocalypse Cow made me snort with laughter."
Terry Pratchett, author of the award-winning and bestselling Discworld novels
"Apocalypse Cow is a promising first novel, with a challenging premise that will be hard to top, so it'll be interesting to see what he has lined up next. Perhaps something equally horrifying (and hilarious) for the vegetarian set."
