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Belle Weather

Mostly Sunny with a Chance of Scattered Hissy Fits

Celia Rivenbark
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Pages
288
Year
2010
Language
English
Publisher
St. Martin's Publishing Group

About

Bestselling Author of We're Just Like You, Only Prettier and Bless Your Heart, Tramp

Hang on to your hats! We're in for some fiercely funny weather and crackling-sharp observations from Celia Rivenbark, of whom USA Today has said, "Think Dave Barry with a female point of view."

With her incomparable style and sassy southern wit, you'll hear from Celia on:

--The joys of remodeling Tara

--How Harry Potter bitch-slaps Nancy Drew

--Britney's To-Do list: pick okra, cover that thang up

--How rugby-playing lesbians torpedoed beach day

--Why French women suck at competitive eating

--The truth about nature deficit disorder

--The difference between cockroaches and water bugs

--The beauty of Bedazzlers

And much, much more!

Whether she's doing her taxes or extolling the virtues of Madonna's mothering skills, Celia Rivenbark will keep you laughing until the very last page.

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Reviews

"No matter what side of the Mason-Dixon line you live on, Celia Rivenbark's witty observations about Southern living are sure to bring a laugh."
Southern Seasons
"Rivenbark treats life's problems with refreshing disrespect and humor, so sit a spell and enjoy a rollicking, fun ride with the musings of one of the funniest of southern writers, one who appeals to the 'belle' in all of us."
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