Best April Fools joke ever-falling in love.Serendipity "Sera" Braun wears glasses and a bun to teach during the day, but at night, she adds a breast-plumping vest and dirndl for her job hoisting beer steins at Nieman's Bar. The big, leather-vest-and-earringed Viking bouncer? He's bedsheets waiting to get sweaty, but all he does is scowl at her. She's trying to keep her geriatric stripper of a granny from breaking a hip, but it's hard when she keeps getting distracted by that sexy, smoky baritone.Thorvald Thorsson is bitingly lonely-every vampire around him is mating. But his ex-fiancée rejected him as a killjoy (her exact words were he ate rules and s*** misery), so it's high time Fun Thor comes out to play. No way he'd pair up with the cute but too-serious little schoolmarm who waits tables at the bar.Sera bridles the wicked, delicious things she'd like to do with the muscular Viking, suppressing herself until she's a volcano about to blow. Then they are thrown together in a prank war, and all his potent masculinity is focused on her. He makes her burn to let loose, but how can she and still be responsible for Granny and set a good example?Warning: A terribly lonely vampire, a conflicted schoolmarm with a caged wild side, nosy roommates and the female version of a bromance, not to mention scorching sex, swearing with the **** filled in, a whole town full of busybodies-and the best April Fools joke ever.This story contains material intended for mature audiences. Reader discretion advised. I write wickedly fun romantic adventures and steamy paranormal romances, stories that crackle with action and love. Challenging, smart alpha men--and women not afraid of a challenge. Oh, do the sparks fly when he meets THE woman guaranteed to infuriate and inflame him most.In real life I'm an author, a spouse and mother, a flutist, a computer geek, and a binge-TV-watcher of The Flash, Elementary, NCIS, and Wynonna Earp.~Mary HughesNewsletter: http://www.maryhughesbooks.com/Newsletter.htmlWebsite http://www.maryhughesbooks.com/Book Bub: https://www.bookbub.com/authors/mary-hughesBlog http://maryhughesbooks.blogspot.com/Group Blog http://www.lustwithalaugh.com/Facebook http://www.facebook.com/MaryHughesAuthorTwitter http://www.twitter.com/MaryHughesBooks The further adventures of Nixie and Julian, Elena and Bo, and the rest of the Meiers Corners gang.If you love the pace of urban fantasy, the steam of dark vampire tales, and laugh-out-loud moments, these are the stories for you!Warning: These titles contain vampires. Fighting, biting, loving vampires. And adult couples trying to have sexy times.
