Life used to be all about drinking beer, sunning by the pool, and getting it on with my hottie neighbor. But no more. Now my daily to-do list includes stupid things like:Sleeping through these boring committee meetings with the angelic host.Getting rid of my succubus house guest and her interesting "toys".Not getting killed by the hitmen some butt-wipe of a demon keeps sending after me.Finding a monster baby for the elves, in hopes that they'll help me with my demon hitmen problem.And getting rid of this damned sword that somehow thinks I'm destined to rule hell.
