End Five: Crumbsnatcher

(NOTE: THIS IS A SCREENPLAY-FORMATTED DOCUMENT - CONTENT WARNING: LANGUAGE THROUGHOUT)The sky is falling! The sky is falling!The sky IS falling, but also the dead are rising from their graves, alien fleets are invading from space, and weaponized super-virus germ-cultures are rattling around loose in the backs of semi trucks.But this is nothing new.It's one goddamn thing after another, and it always has been. The world's always ending, somewhere, for someone...Alex has lived with peril his whole life; it's made him tough, hardened. The world's a little darker, a little less friendly, and now he is too.Surviving the day-to-day, the name of the game has always been 'Git Mine,' until all that's left to snatch is each other's crumbs.Prepare to laugh yourselves into your graves!Fuck you, this is...CRUMBSNATCHER He is a fictional character in the Horror-Play "The Greatest Practical Joke Ever", by Shaytan Komp'ü'tor. He has never made love to a beautiful woman, never wallowed in fresh kill, never found a briefcase full of hundred-dollar bills. In fact, he doesn't even exist at all. So there...And another:Boris D. Schleinkofer is a slave, just like you and everybody else. He lives near the monolith of Baal. His number is 5x2-00x1-11. He is a good citizen. These are the ends of the world; we are at them, they are at our throats.Whether or not we choose to shout ourselves awake from these nightmares is up to us.