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Get the H*ll Out of My House

A Cautionary Tale of an Empty Nester's Worst Nightmare

Alan Katz
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Pages
32
Year
2021
Language
English
Publisher
Skyhorse

About

Just when you thought they'd moved out for good...

Being a mommy is great. So is being a daddy. But do you know what's even better?

Being an empty nester.

Oh, the joys of watching a fully raised child sprout wings and move away. Until the horrifying day...

That child comes back.

Goodbye tranquility. Goodbye cleanliness. Goodbye leftover meatloaf.

It's a fact that 22% of millennials move back to their parents' homes. (And that was before the pandemic!)

Get the H*** Out of My House is picture book for the parents who hoped, thought and prayed they'd be empty nesters. It's a way to tell them they're not alone in having those hopes dashed, thoughts dismissed and prayers unanswered.

If that's you, don't despair. Just read this book, and keep the faith.

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