How to Survive Your Evil Substitute Teacher By Nick Good It started with garlic being banned from the cafeteria. Then came the creepy classroom rules, the eerie humming, and the substitute teacher who never cast a shadow. Seventh-grader Max Parker thought detention was the worst thing that could happen to him. He was wrong. Mr. Snaggle-pale, perfectly pressed, and totally not human-isn't just a weird sub. He's a Harvester, an ancient being feeding on fear, and he's turning students into thralls one by one. With the help of his fearless friend Zoe, tech-genius Leo, and mysterious new ally Tori (who may or may not be a teenage witch), Max must uncover the truth, rally their classmates, and seal away a monster older than school itself... all before Parent-Teacher Night. Packed with mystery, supernatural twists, and laugh-out-loud moments, How to Survive Your Evil Substitute Teacher is a fast-paced horror-comedy perfect for fans of Goosebumps, Stranger Things, and Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark. Class is in session. Bring salt.
