Throw a hungry vampire a steak. Life has never been better for Kitten and Blonde, paranormal investigators and beer enthusiasts. Finally, there's time for a rest instead of always rushing into the spirit world to solve ghostly disputes. Even Penny, the grumpy office cat, is purrfectly happy. Everything's good until the vampire sisters of Whitby fly in for a visit. Enigmatic Em is well known throughout Yorkshire as a defender of women's rights and for her hefty right hook. But the minute she laments about a lost vampire, things go bats-up. It's a twisted tale… Is Em thirty or three hundred? One fact is indisputable-she's hot. Mave pushes aside her doubts and accepts the case. The pay's good; the perks are even better-everyone likes a day on Whitby Beach. Count Dracula is a fun myth, right? Wrong. As soon as Mave starts digging, the nightmares begin: a woman trapped on a train, unsettling aromas, a watchful, hooded figure. It sucks. Even butch Lisa gets her spook-on, and Penny accompanies Mave everywhere, as if she senses malice creeping inevitably closer. Never tell a witch and her familiar no. Mave discovers strength and powers she didn't know existed. Meanwhile, a timeless love story hurtles to a fearsome battle for the vampire crown and a woman's soul. Dracula. Betrayal. Atonement. Sibling love. When the blood hits the fan, will Kitten and Blonde be strong enough for the final Countess-down? Kitten and Blonde: Love at first bite. Mostly paranormal. Sometimes alien. Always gentle.
