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OMG! I Married the Devil is engaging, funny, thoughtful, and one of the goofiest books I've read (that's a good thing!) - J. Lloyd Morgan, author of The Night the Port-A-Potty Burned DownDesperate, Jill will do just about anything to avoid getting labeled her block's cat lady. And she has a "hope chest" containing all her heart's desires to prove it.She longs for a masculine, wood-chopping, Speedo-clad muscle man that glistens from sweat in the sunshine. But when she meets Jack, a happy-go-lucky schizophrenic former sanitation worker who's convinced he's the devil and must keep Lucifer from overtaking heaven, she learns that every nobody is someone's somebody… and just how strangely opposites attract.Jill knows that no one's perfect. And because Jack pales in comparison to the long list of losers she's dated, including a cheesy, porn-stashed mullet man stalker, she's willing to overlook his quirks, even while he slowly transforms into the devil. Plus, he's sweet and she figures he probably won't cheat.Now she's in deep and wants Jack for her forever somebody. But the longer he works for Lucifer, the stranger things get as his growing supernatural powers leave her questioning her beliefs. Her desperate attempts to avoid becoming the cat lady while retaining her sanity leads her to hire an inept exorcist and a Voodoo Priest, proving love has no bounds-even if it lands them in hell.OMG! I Married the Devil, a wickedly hilarious, laugh-out-loud, heartwarming romantic comedy, explores the ups and downs of the dating scene, serving as a user's guide for loving the supernaturally challenged.