Fifteen-year-old Roy Thomson-Hall wants to be a guitarist but, thanks to a dead fly, accidentally signs up for martial arts lessons. He and his band soon find themselves defending his master's dojo against Jack Von Prickington, owner of the evil dojo across town, singer for a tribute band, and general, all-around douchebag. Can Roy win the battle of the bands, save the dojo, impress the girl, and convince his mom he's not gay, all without getting a detention? There's only one way to find out. GUITARS! KUNG FU! PUPPIES! FLYING ROBOTS! LESBIAN PIRATES! KICKS IN THE JUNK! PRANCING! All this and more can found inside... SHAOLIN ROCK STAR!
