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Stupid 911 Calls Emergency Calls That Make You Question HumanityBy Ella Young Warning: Reading this book may result in uncontrollable laughter, excessive facepalming, and a loss of faith in humanity. 911 is meant for life-threatening emergenciesbut some people never got the memo.From ridiculous fast-food complaints to tech support disasters, from ghost hunters dialing 911 to people calling the police because their WiFi went out, this book compiles the funniest, dumbest, and most absurd emergency calls ever made. Inside this book, you'll find: Fast food disasters "My pizza is late. I want the delivery guy arrested." Tech support emergencies "My laptop won't turn on. Should I call an ambulance?" Hilarious parenting moments "Can you arrest my kid for not cleaning his room?" Transportation nonsense "I missed my flight. Make them turn the plane around!" Paranormal complaints "I think my Alexa is haunted. Send help!" Completely unnecessary panic "My ice cream is melting too fast. What do I do?!" Perfect for: Anyone who has ever worked in customer service, call centers, or emergency dispatch Fans of hilarious true stories and workplace humor A perfect gift for first responders, dispatchers, or anyone who loves absurd comedy People who enjoy laughing at the ridiculous side of life Come for the laughs, stay for the unbelievable nonsense that proves common sense is in critical condition.