Hello, mate! (Practicing my Australian. * How am I doing?) I'm so glad the timing worked out for this couch exchange. I'll be crashing on yours by the time you get to mine. ** If you run into any problems, just find Alyssa. She'll help you out with whatever you need. *** Your couch-swapping mate, Rick * That's cute. Go have fun in Australia and leave ME-your girlfriend for an entire semester-to waste away on campus, alone. ** Um, think again. Your couch is already taken. *** Great. Now I've got to find a place for the (unbelievably hot, it turns out) Aussie to crash. But there's only one couch available: the one in my dorm room. . . .
