One Woman. One Hammer. One Guy who's Fixin' to Get Nailed ...After 50 years of bumbling around on the planet, Val Fremden's got nothing to show for her life but a long string of dead-end jobs and a two-digit bank balance.But just as she's about to toss her champagne dreams and caviar wishes into the dumpster, Val discovers that Marco Shamway-the jerk who plagued her all through high school-is now a millionaire. Worse yet, the idea that catapulted Marco to fame and fortune was one he'd stolen … from her!In an instant, Val's flimsy bubble of midlife complacency bursts like a rotten tomato, splattering sour-grape juice all over her mediocre existence. Out for revenge, Val's determined to make her mark on the world even if it kills her-or better yet, him.If you've ever longed to serve some jerk a steaming pile of their own just desserts, Val's your gal! Hitch your wagon to this midlife mess and let her do the dirty work-while you laugh yourself silly all the way to the hilarious end.