This is poetry.Some of it will hurt you in deep, hard-to-reach places.Caveat Emptor.(from the back cover)Welcome tomy little book ofstupid written curses:Certainly you'll find no worthin any of its versesYou thought that therewere 'cullings' here,& maybe there's a bit...Surprise! You findyou hold a secondsteaming pile of----well, you get the idea. He is a fictional character in the Horror-Play "The Greatest Practical Joke Ever", by Shaytan Komp'ü'tor. He has never made love to a beautiful woman, never wallowed in fresh kill, never found a briefcase full of hundred-dollar bills. In fact, he doesn't even exist at all. So there...And another:Boris D. Schleinkofer is a slave, just like you and everybody else. He lives near the monolith of Baal. His number is 5x2-00x1-11. He is a good citizen.
