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When life gives you lemons, empty your cheating husband's bank accounts and go on a cruise. That's right, isn't it?Fuelled by anger and decision-impaired by gin, Patricia boards the world's finest luxury cruise ship for a three-month tour of the world …… and awakes to find herself embroiled in a thirty-year-old priceless jewel theft.Less than twenty-four hours after setting sail, she's accused of murder and confined to her cabin. Thankfully, she is staying in the royal suite and that means she has a butler to help her. When he recruits his gym instructor BFF, Barbie, the trio turn detective to find the real killer.But someone on board doesn't want them to succeed and when a second body is found in her kitchen, the team realise it's more than just her freedom at stake.They'd better solve this fast or all three of them might be next.Read this fast-paced adventure as a middle-aged housewife throws off the shackles of her old life and becomes the woman she was always meant to be.Don't miss this funny, cozy mystery series.Author guarantee: This series contains no profanity and no graphic descriptions of sex or violence. Steve has been writing for years without producing anything that he believed was worth reading. Is he overly critical of his work? Probably, but having taken five years to finish the first book he took only five months for the second and is now working on three more stories simultaneously. He describes his current experience as that of a storyteller with ideas falling uncontrollably out of his ears. He keeps a notepad on his person at all times in case another idea comes to him and can be found scribbling pretty much any time he comes to a stop.He lives not far from where his books are based, but although he was born and raised in Kent he spent most of this adult life as a soldier deployed to various points of the globe. Now retired from the military he has the world's most perfect son and a beautiful wife who is completely convinced his description of the single women in his book is the early stages of a mid-life crisis. It's not love, honest.Influenced by Jim Butcher, Stephen King, Kim Harrison, Derek Landy, Lee Child and Janet Evanovich to name a few, his work will always be a mix of action and thriller mixed with situational comedy. The central character's parents are in no way based on his own. Definitely, definitely not.