Tracks
- 1
The Enlisted Bed Wetter's Waltz
0:31 - 2
Urine The Army Now
0:17 - 3
She Can't Wrestle
1:04 - 4
But You Ought To See Her Box
1:16 - 5
The Ballad of the Dated Divorcee
1:00 - 6
It Had To Be Used
1:12 - 7
I've Grown Accustomed To My Fist
1:25 - 8
You Can Pick Your Nose
1:23 - 9
And You Can Pick Your Friends
1:07 - 10
But You Can't Wipe Your Friends On The Couch
1:39 - 11
I Laid My Peach On The Beach
1:22 - 12
And Got Sand In The Fuzz
1:14 - 13
Legs Are A Girl's Best Friend
1:34 - 14
But Even The Best Of Friends Must Soon Part
1:23 - 15
If You Knew Susie Like I Know Susie
1:18 - 16
You'd Need Some Of This Lotion Too
0:19 - 17
The Saran Wrap Stomp
2:03 - 18
Lipstick On My Dipstick
1:54 - 19
Music To Vacuum By
1:29 - 20
Use Your FInger
1:27 - 21
516-922-WINE
1:31 - 22
Come On!
1:28 - 23
Virgins And Vultures
1:32 - 24
Some Of The Language On This Album
2:20 - 25
May Be Objectionable
1:28 - 26
To Children Under 16 Years Of Age
1:31 - 27
If They Were Raised In A Closet
1:25