Chronicles of Forbidden Witchery

Some witches get a fairy tale. I got a babysitter and a death sentence. Just when I thought things were looking up, Fate decided to kick me in the kidneys. Surviving a brush with Death should've earned me a break, but instead, I got stuck with a womanizer as my so-called protector. If River had kept his pants up, we wouldn't be in this mess. They say power corrupts, but unlimited magic? That twists a mind beyond repair-just look at my grandmother. Not even the shifters can fix this mess. Now, I have to track down an archdemon, avoid becoming a vampire's midnight snack, and dodge a vengeful scorned lover. And-just for the record-I wasn't even the one getting laid. Everyone thinks I'm about to go down. Hard. The nerve of some people. I've got one thing to say to them. Witch, please. Witch, Please is a fast-paced, laugh-out-loud addition to the Chronicles of Forbidden Witchery series. If you love sassy heroines, supernatural chaos, and magic-fueled mayhem, you won't want to miss Hazel Byrne's latest adventure. _________________________________ Praise for Chronicles of Forbidden Witchery: ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ Love this! ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ It's an action-packed page-turner. ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ Holy smokes, Batman. ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ Great read, great characters. ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ I am loving this series.

Some witches master spells. I specialize in catastrophes. Being hunted was the perfect excuse for a shopping spree. Just because I was probably going to die didn't mean I couldn't go down in style. My grandmother called it idiotic. I disagreed… right up until I came face to face with a demon. And the bastard ate my Prada shirt. Seriously, who does that? You'd think he'd be into souls, not silk. But apparently, my spastic magic makes me a walking buffet for supernatural weirdos. Which is exactly how I ended up shackled to River. In just a few hours, the arrogant bastard made me regret everything-including the day I was born. But thanks to my little fashion-munching demon fiasco, I owe the high priest a favor. The problem? River has secrets. And if the skeletons in his closet ever break loose, we'll both be wishing we were dead. As if I needed more help in the kick-the-bucket department. I was this close to pitching a witch… Pitch a Witch is the snarky, action-packed second book in the Chronicles of Forbidden Witchery series. If you love badass witches, laugh-out-loud banter, and supernatural chaos, you won't want to miss Hazel Byrne's next misadventure. ____________________________________________________ Praise for Chronicles of Forbidden Witchery: ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ I can't wait to read the next one! ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ Amazing! ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ This book kept me wanting more. ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ Every time I had to put it down, it was very difficult to do so. ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ The ending of this book had me screaming.

There's screwing up a spell… and then there's my level of catastrophe. Magical ambitions of a Ferrari, but the skill of a Go-Kart. That's me. If profanities were spells, I'd be Merlin. Instead, I'm just wasting my "French" on the ungrateful-again. Story of my life. When a spell goes sideways, there's no undo button. And apparently, you can't bribe fate with designer heels. (Ridiculous, I know.) Everyone wants to jump to my rescue, but I'm not here for that. If I'm drowning in a proverbial creek, don't offer me sympathy-throw me a damn paddle. I've got this. …Actually, no, I don't. Turns out, my grandmother left out a lot of important details. Every truth I uncover reveals another lie, and the deeper I dig, the worse it gets. Demons are circling. My enemies are lining up. And Danika? She can wait her turn. Because once I claw my way out of this Hell-literally-payback is a witch. Payback is a Witch is a fast-paced, snark-filled ride through chaos, curses, and supernatural payback. If you love sharp-tongued heroines, high-stakes magic, and a whole lot of trouble, you won't want to miss Hazel Byrne's latest adventure. __________________________________________________________ Praise for Chronicles of Forbidden Witchery: ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ Lots of sassy, action, and drama. ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ Such a fun ride! ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ Can't wait for the next one! ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ I'm absolutely hooked on this series! ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ I love it!!!

Forbidden fruit is sweet… until you take a bite. Being the dud in my coven wasn't the worst thing-until they decided to re-evaluate our contributions. Without magic, all I had was a resting witch face and a smart mouth. Neither will save me when the next full moon comes. Having the last name Byrne can only get me so far. I'm doomed. In my panic, I broke into the coven's library, hoping to find a simple spell even an idiot could pull off. Instead, I blew up half the building, destroyed most of the ancient texts, and somehow ended up half-naked in the high priest's office. I thought that was bad. Turns out, my stupidity unlocked the seals blocking my magic, and now I'm being hunted by every supernatural jerk with a grudge. There's only one way to survive: Master the cursed book that got me into this mess. Or die trying. My name is Hazel Byrne. I'm a witch. And I'm totally screwed. Resting Witch Face is the laugh-out-loud first book in the Chronicles of Forbidden Witchery urban fantasy series. If you love pulse-pounding suspense, razor-sharp wit, and high-octane action, you won't want to miss Maya Daniels' latest adventure. ________________________________________________________ Praise for Chronicles of Forbidden Witchery: ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ I was hooked from the very beginning. ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ Original, fresh and funny. ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ It was seriously addictive. ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ It's really, really good. ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ Woh, I flew through this book!