Northern Bastard Chronicles

Fresh off a nasty divorce and fueled by spite and bad decisions, Joe Thornton wins 100 acres in northern Michigan in a Go Fish game. Trading suburban misery for snow, moose, and madness, Joe befriends Donnie-a neighbor with dark humor and zero impulse control. Together, they face angry wildlife, exploding cabins, town hall chaos, and a Christmas only a lunatic could love. Hilarious, profanity-laced, and heartwarmingly unhinged, The Northern Bastard Chronicles is a laugh-out-loud tale of rural survival, second chances, and finding unexpected family in the middle of nowhere.