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The Last Coven
by Rick Gualtieri
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THERE ARE REASONS WE FEAR THE NIGHT. HE MIGHT FINALLY BE ONE OF THEM.My name's Bill Ryder and I'm in way over my head. My headaches include an egomaniacal goddess, a supernatural war with Sasquatch, and a dumbass prophecy I'm expected to fulfill. That's a whole lot of crap to heap on anyone's plate, much less an undead programmer from Brooklyn.Sadly, Armageddon isn't about to give me a breather. The White Mother, queen of all witches, is amassing her forces to exterminate everyone who stands in her way. On top of everything else, I'll need to find a way to stop her army of shapeshifters from tearing the world apart, all while somehow avoiding my predetermined fate of dying at the hands of the woman I love.This is it, no more second chances! It's finally time for me to master my powers, sort out my relationship issues, and figure out how to survive this date with destiny. Because if I can't get my act together, mankind will be plunged into everlasting darkness, everything will suck, and all of it will be entirely my fault.----------The Last Coven delivers a monumentally sidesplitting journey full of geeky humor and Sasquatch-sized action. For horror comedy fans who crave a thrilling ride that blends laughter and suspense, this epic conclusion to theTome of Billseries is amust-read.Don't miss out on this unforgettable tale of apocalyptic hilarity. Grab your copy today!And when you're finished, be sure to check out the sequel series: BILL OF THE DEAD!

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The Wicked Dead
by Rick Gualtieri
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THERE ARE REASONS WE FEAR THE NIGHT. NOW HE MUST BECOME ONE OF THEM.My name's Bill Ryder and I'm told I have an important destiny. I just didn't expect it to involve an amnesiac bloodsucker, my old D&D group, and a hormonal witch. Whatever the case, it's time for me to accept the prophecy hanging over my head stupid as it might be.Ordered to storm the vampire stronghold in Boston, I'll need to confront an invincible undead warlord. He's everything I'm not strong, ruthless, and with six-pack abs. Worse, he's about to unleash a godlike being of unimaginable power.As enemies line up to kick my ass and the vicious beast inside me tries to claw its way out, I'll need to stand tall and embrace my fate. If I succeed, I might just stop the coming apocalypse. But if not, then an unquenchable evil will arise to curb stomp me, my friends, and everything I hold dear.Why can't the end of the world ever be easy?----------The Wicked Dead delivers a rollercoaster ride of bloody fight scenes, geeky in-jokes, and breakneck-paced action, offering the perfect vampire must-read for the 21st-century adult. For horror comedy fans who crave humor, suspense, and unforgettable characters, this installment ofThe Tome of Billseries will sink its teeth straight into your funny bone.
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