Zarqa's ex-husband is marrying a younger, skinnier, white, yoga instructor, so Zarqa announces that she's coming to the wedding with her own cliché - a white brain surgeon named Brian. Now she just has to find him.
Zarqa tries to convince prominent social influencer, Pinky Pervez, to choose her product, Love Masala, as a 'Pinky's Pick' but runs into complications.