24/7 Demon Mart

One loser, one talking cockroach, and one karate-chopping bombshell stand between you and soul-crushing, world-destroying evil. Or not? A mysterious red door has appeared inside 24/7 Demon Mart, but when Lloyd opens it and steps in, nothing happens. Nothing bad, at least. He finds a lost room filled with treasures so good, so perfect, it seems like the Demon Mart crew's wishes have all come true. Kevin finds the solution to his mid-afterlife crisis and his roommate problems. Faust finds a renewed interest in the carnal delights of earth. Lloyd, dead tired from fighting off angry poltergeists, finally gets the one thing he so desperately desires: A nap. DeeDee? Well, she's just angry. Really, really angry. But it's fine-totally fine-until the protection spells at Doc's pawnshop begin to unravel. And the Demon Mart gang becomes so consumed by their own appetites and desires, they don't even notice the dark force awakening beneath them, a force so ancient and evil it could rip the world to shreds. If humanity is to have any hope at all, the graveyard shift crew will have to battle their inner demons and sacrifice everything they want the most. Will they triumph? Or will the evil that lurks behind the red door rip them-and the world-apart? (Re)Possessed is a demonic possession horror comedy. It is the fourth book in the 24/7 Demon Mart series. Includes bonus short story, Kevin vs. The Mothman.

One loser, one talking cockroach, and one karate-chopping bombshell stand between YOU and a menacing army of...fat, adorable hamsters? Wait. Back up. Lloyd Wallace has been through a lot these past few months. He's stopped the zombie apocalypse, fought off demonic possession by the deadly sin of sloth, and helped the grim reaper get his job back. All he wants is to retreat to his oasis-Okay, so it's not an oasis. It's his childhood bedroom, in his parents' house, but still-to rest and recharge. Easy, right? Nope. First, he finds a mysterious hamster with a terrible attitude and sharp teeth in his closet. Then his manager-a salty, foul-mouthed hard-partying cockroach-moves in with him. When his employee manual takes over his beanbag and his disgraced guardian angel hides from the Lord's wrath in the closet, it's clear Lloyd's room is no longer a peaceful sanctuary. It's become a crash pad for wayward supernatural creatures. Things outside the house are even worse. 24/7 Demon Mart is infested with hamsters. Hungry vampires are attacking people on the street, unraveling the uneasy truce between the werewolves and vampires. If they can't convince their fanged and furry neighbors to kiss and make up, the 24/7 Demon Mart crew will be caught in the middle of a war. Can Lloyd and the Demon Mart crew maintain the delicate balance that holds the magical community together? Or will the entire neighborhood-and Lloyd's life-fall apart? And where the hell are all these hamsters coming from? Find out in Revenge of the Furballs: 24/7 Demon Mart 5. Revenge of the Furballs is a vampires vs. werewolves horror comedy with a side of hamsters-lots and lots of hamsters. It is the fifth book in the 24/7 Demon Mart series.

One loser, one talking cockroach, and one karate-chopping bombshell are all that stand between you and your wildest dreams-or certain death? Yeah. Probably certain death. For lovable loser Lloyd Wallace, life is finally looking up. He's brokered a peace between the vampires and the werewolves. He's solved the mystery of the monster hamster who lived in his closet. And he doesn't have to worry about his parents catching werewolves on the lawn or getting bitten by their newly-turned vampire cat. Not anymore, because Lloyd just moved into his own apartment. A new, monster-free-except for his vampire cat-apartment. His new place comes with perks, too, like the hot girl who works at the cafe downstairs. She's the sexiest woman he's ever seen in a grandma sweater, and her coffee is so good it makes him feel like he can conquer the world. She has "Lloyd's new girlfriend" written all over her. She's definitely sending signals. Everything is great. A little too great. Kevin has gone viral, but his newfound Internet fame means 24/7 Demon Mart is overrun with fans who worship him. Literally worship him. DeeDee has finally mastered the flying jump kick, thanks to all the extra training she's put in at Bubba's werewolf gym. She has achieved martial arts greatness. Her new moves have turned her into a lethal weapon, and she's loving it. Maybe a little too much. Everyone's dreams are coming true. Even Howard Van Helsing, owner of the Happy Tails vampire pet food shop, is about to go on the vacation of a lifetime. Success is spreading like a virus, and everyone's infected-except for Lloyd because he doesn't seem to have any dreams or plans or a big vision for his future. So as fame, fortune, and success shower down on everyone around him, Lloyd's left with questions like, what do I want to do with my life? And do dreams really come true-without a catch-when you work at 24/7 Demon Mart? The answers could be the difference between life and death. Find out what happens in Disenchanted, book six of 24/7 Demon Mart, a horror-comedy/comic fantasy series for fans of A. Lee Martinez (Gil's All-fright Diner), Jason Pargin (John Dies at the End), Rick Gualtieri (Bill the Vampire), Christopher Moore (Practical Demonkeeping), Mark Cain (Circles in Hell series), and Jack Townsend (Tales from the Gas Station). Welcome to the 24/7 Demon Mart Universe! Three series, one hilarious adventure. Includes a bonus novella, Kevin vs. Lloyd.

Contains books one and two of the 24/7 Demon Mart series. The Graveyard Shift, book one Lloyd Wallace is the most clueless crossing guard the intersection of hell and earth has ever seen. So clueless, that he doesn't even realize the beer cave in the corner store where he works is the gateway to hell. The gate needs a hero, but Lloyd's a zero, a loser with a capital L. He had no money and no prospects until the night he accidentally slayed a one-eyed tentacle monster hellbent on world domination. And, impressed by his pure heart and bravery, the suave but devilish owner of the 24/7 Dairy Mart gave Lloyd a job. His coworkers - a karate-chopping bombshell and a talking roach with a really bad attitude - need Lloyd's help to keep the demons in line. Can he man up and become a world-saving hero? Or, will he remain a couch-surfing zero? The fate of the world is on the line. What could go wrong? Monster Burger, book two One loser, one karate-chopping bombshell, and one talking cockroach stand between you and the zombie apocalypse. Demon Mart has a serious pest problem. Shoddy construction has compromised the gate. Even the neighborhood is in flux, now that the Monster Burger across the street has a snooty new owner with a personal beef against the Demon Mart staff. And Lloyd Wallace, one-time world-saving hero, is too scared to leave his house. He's had a bit of trouble dealing with the fact that zombies are real. When the store's living dead staff get restless, and human customers start shuffling around, absolutely starving, ready to eat anything they can get their hands on, it's clear 24/7 Demon Mart has a big problem. It's ground zero for the zombie apocalypse. It's up to DeeDee, Lloyd, and Kevin to save the day - again. But Lloyd will have to conquer his crippling fear long enough to do his job? Includes bonus content: Hell for the Holidays, a 24/7 Demon Mart Christmas special.

One loser, one talking cockroach, and one karate-chopping bombshell stand between you and certain death. Or not. No, definitely not, because the grim reaper's lost his job. He's been stripped of his scythe and banned from reaping. The angel of death has officially fallen, and he's crash-landed at 24/7 Demon Mart. It doesn't take long for DeeDee, Lloyd, and Kevin to figure out that living with the angel of death isn't easy. Lost souls. Angry exes. Ancient curses. Will the grim reaper ever get his afterlife together? The outlook is not so good. The reaper isn't the only angel who's out of sorts. Lloyd's devilish boss Faust hasn't been the same since a tentacle monster spit him out of an alternate dimension, and his ex-girlfriend tried to start the zombie apocalypse. And Angel eight ball? He's having a hell of a time juggling a terrible new boss and saving Lloyd from eternal damnation. As unreaped souls stack up and the specter of death looms larger, what's the Demon Mart crew to do? Find out in this grim reaper comedy. Angel Trouble is book three in the 24/7 Demon Mart series, a humorous dark fantasy and horror-comedy book series. Includes bonus story Critters from the Poo Lagoon.