Conquering the Kingdom

Win the annual Conquer tournament and earn wealth and power without measure. Lose and you're dead. No pressure. The game is Conquer, played for the king's amusement by the most notorious criminals and ambitious lordlings. Aron Stone, street rat turned commander of the king's First Legion, doesn't have patience for pointless games. But when a series of unfortunate events earns him the king's ire, he is forced to participate. Armed with a ragtag troop of dwarves, a beautiful but short-tempered sorceress, and a doting mistress, Aron must grow his forces, locate valuable weapons and magical artifacts, and win the day. Only complete victory will allow him to escape the arena and get his revenge. Warning: This audiobook has medieval cursing including shite and arse, sex with tavern wenches, drunken dwarves, creatures that want to eat your head off, sex with multiple women on multiple occasions, dark-magic-wielding magicians, and more sex with various races, including faeries, elves, and others of the author's invention. Not intended for listeners under the age of 18.

The stakes are even higher as Aron Stone continues his quest to claim victory in Conquer and free those who have been oppressed for years. After climbing the Conquer leaderboard by killing monsters and defeating his enemies, Aron Stone turns his eye toward the top competitors: Lady Brie of Blackhelm and the notorious rapist, Har Night. The only problem: King u'Moab and his wizard, Dromeus, are hell-bent on destroying Aron before he can further grow his power. If Aron is to truly conquer, he must look evil in the eye and spit directly in its face. Disclaimer: This book has medieval cursing, sexy tavern wenches, drunken dwarves, creatures that want to eat your head off, dark-magic wielding magicians, and sexy adventures with various races including faeries, elves, and others of the author's invention. For mature listeners.

Aron Stone's thrilling quest comes to an epic close.... In the land of the fae, not everything is as it seems - a lesson Aron Stone must learn the hard way if he is to survive to continue his mission to destroy the Odinian king's oppressive regime. More than that, Aron must face the truth about his past and origins, which are mired in mystery and shrouded in fate. Will good conquer evil? The answer will be determined by the sword. Disclaimer: This book has medieval cursing, sexy tavern wenches, drunken dwarves, creatures that want to eat your head off, dark-magic wielding magicians, and sexy adventures with various races including faeries, elves, and others of the author's invention. For mature listeners.