Diary of a Noob Steve

Noob Steve. . Pathetic and Incompetent, Saves The World in 30 Days ... What?! For the past five months, rural parts of the world have been breaking out in spontaneous fires. These Mysterious Fires, which no one has been able to identify the cause of, have begun to displace residents of the Deep Forests, who now seek refuge in the nearby city. The city of Stone Towers grants entry to refugees of the Mysterious Fires only if they can prove they are skilled enough to work in one of the city's professional vocations: crafting, farming, mining, or defense. When our main character, Steve the Noob, arrives at the city gates, they don't ask him where he is from. They don't even for his name. They place him in a detainment cell and tell him he will perform his evaluations tomorrow, to prove he is worthy enough to start building a new life, as a servant of the Stone Towers government. Over the next 30 days, Steve the Noob will have to learn new skills to ultimately save the entire city! Disclaimer: This book is a work of fanfiction; it is not an official Minecraft book. It is not endorsed, authorized, licensed, sponsored, or supported by Mojang AB, Microsoft Corp. or any other entity owning or controlling rights to the Minecraft name, trademarks or copyrights.

When you're surrounded by creepers in a dark cave, watch out for the things that go BOOM in the night! After realizing that he has completely run out of new things to do, Precocious Noob Steve has decided to enter a mountain climbing race. On his journey to the race with his wolf "dog" in tow, he has an unpleasant exchange with a bully named Zach. To his dismay, Steve finds that Zach is one of four rock climbing race contestants, counting himself. Steve decides to take a shortcut, only to realize he is lost after running into Bailey, an intelligent young woman, Cameron, a fun loving but lovable guy, and Zach. The contestants butt heads at first, but after an interesting turn of events that land them trapped in a dark cave surrounded by creepers, they realize that they will have to work together to get out of the cave and reach the top of the mountain. Will the new team members make it to the top? Has Zach really turned over a new leaf? What is waiting for them when they get out of the cave? Read "Jeepers Creepers to find out!” Jeepers Creepers is an exciting, page turning story that will have your child on the edge of their seat. With vivid illustrations, this book is entertaining enough to read alone, or fun enough to read with the whole family!

This all started out as a race to see who could get to the top of the mountain first. In one way or another, we all disobeyed the rules. Or maybe we just changed them. It's up to us to figure out how to get out of here now. Our objectives have now changed. It's about survival now. About making it back to where we started alive. Remember before, how I kept saying I was bored? Well, I'm not anymore. Quite the opposite, actually. Wish me luck. Wish all of us luck.

There's more to this adventure than meets the eye...Noob Steve is the last guy to turn down an adventure, but when he wakes up completely invisible after a strange dream, he's on an adventure he didn't sign up for, one to get his visibility back. Steve is about to meet a colorful cast of characters like Bob the pink sheep, Abe, the wise iron golem, and the nether witch, all of who help him in his quest for visibility. The nether witch advises Steve that she can conjure up a visibility potion for him if he finishes three tasks on her to-do list. Steve must travel from the Overworld to the Netherworld to achieve visibility, and he must face adversity every inch of the way, from ghasts to dangerous skeletons, to zombie pig-men. In his exploits he happens upon a friendly skeleton named Todd, riding an amicable spider mount named Ted. Todd offers to lend a hand to Steve, and everything is beginning to look up, until, he realizes that there is way more to the story. Will Steve gain his visibility back? What magic potion does the witch intend to conjure?

Steve knows climbing the world's biggest mountain will be hard, but he has no idea just how hard it will be...Adventurous Noob Steve is joined by his troop of friends- sweet Bailey, competitive Zach and goofy Cameron on a quest to climb the world's largest mountain. After a previous mountain climbing effort the group completed successfully, they were given the coordinates to an even bigger mountain to climb as a reward. The adventure loving pack begins their journey in the nether, climbing a mountain spanning from the nether to the overworld. In their travels, they will encounter strange, friendly zombie pigmen whose intentions seem questionable, a fabled dangerous, blood thirsty dragon, and husks — bizarre zombies who can survive in daylight. Finally, when they reach the top of the mountain, all they have to do is touch the tip. Easy peasy right? Until they realize that they might have spoken too soon...World's Biggest Mountain will entertain children but also adults, making it a perfect pick for a family read. Hilarious and unique, this book will have you turning pages until the very end.

On the surface Biff's treasure map looks harmless, but looks can be deceiving....Noob Steve is on yet another adventure and his friends smart as a whip Courtney and boisterous Charles have decided to tag along. After meeting a very odd villager named Biff, Steve decides to make a trade with him that results in his ownership of an underwater treasure map. Things take an odd turn on the trio's venture towards the treasure though — Steve loses his cool, along with his navigation and fighting skills, and Courtney and Charles have begun to act cruel to their close friend. Steve can't help but wonder if something is amidst with all of these bizarre occurrences, and Biff's creepy habit of showing up in the same places as the group. Steve is about to realize his gut instinct is correct — that maybe the trade of his lifetime, was really a trade for his life. Will Steve get to the bottom of what is going on? What is the story of Biff, the strange and creeoy villager who seems to know more than he appears? Only time will tell when you read "Biff's Curse.