Gun Runner Princess

Hey there. I'm Von, your not-so-average girl with a flair for the unconventional. My hobbies? Oh, just the usual-beach strolls (best after serenading the fish with a symphony of a soon-to-be-dead man's scream... long story), and DIY projects. Ever cuddled a C4-stuffed pillow? No? You're missing out. My family is what I think most people would consider normal. A doting father, loving mother, twin older brothers who are a pain in my ass, the usual. Yeah, we have a family business that requires you to know how to shoot a gun, bribe officials, and pay off the cops, but everyone's family does that. As for me, I've dipped my toes in... let's call it "creative entrepreneurship." Hypothetically speaking, I might be the go-to arms dealer for half the globe's criminals. To spice up my life a bit, I decided to help a friend out. She has her hands full after dismantling the top two mafia families. So as her blood oath bestie, I'm gonna tie up some loose ends and hunt down two hidden heirs of the Accardi Family. This will be a piece of cake. They don't call me "The Wolf" for nothing. One for the Money is book one in a why-choose, reverse harem series about a morally gray, slightly unhinged FMC, and her band of red flag-waving men who will do anything to show their devotion to her. For mature listeners.

Hey, it's your girl Von again. Remember when I said hunting down those two Accardi heirs would be a piece of cake? Well… I found one of them, only to realize he's a guy I hit and quit two years ago. What's even worse is the fact that I still remember him. I never remember my flings. I'm the girl who scratches the itch and moves on. Of all the itches, why did it have to be a clingy one? This maniac says we're soul mates. Ha! Yeah, right. Either way, he's still an Accardi, and I have a job I won't fail to complete, and I already have plenty of distractions. Bear and I are now something… more. It works. Most of the time. Nothing that can't be fixed with a good hand necklace. Oh, right, I also kidnapped a vet who's a vet and decided to keep him. Who doesn't need a good puppy to have around? So, clearly, I already have men who are way too much work. No, seriously, I can't go a damn hour with one of them asking about my feelings. Why the hell would I want a third man? Who, I might add, is a con artist. Irritatingly, I can't kill him yet. He just so happens to be the only one who can help me find the moles his evil step-mother snuck into the family business. But after that's done, I'll kill him. Probably… Two for the Show is book two in a why-choose, reverse harem series. For mature listeners.