Legends of Lobe den Herren

Ren's homecoming wishlist includes: ● Arman not bashing everyone's heads together (at least not without him) ● Getting the fortress built before the Mongs attack (not at the rate they're going with all the the thefts happening) ● Going home without incident (also, again, not likely) What it did not include was: ● Social reform ● A child ● A raiding party ● Arman actually using his words Life once again proved reality is better than fantasy, and Ren couldn't be happier. Except for the Mongs. He could do without the Mongs. Tags: Homecoming, Arman actually uses his words, it's a miracle, children, homophobic idiots, supportive brother, surprise visits from royalty, Ren would like to point out this was not his idea, words are hard, if you have to build a fortress do it right the first time, Arman promises to not beat the whole country to a pulp for scorning his marriage, maybe, no promises, parenting is hard, someone should have warned Arman, raiding parties are their jam, O' Broín is a good bro, matchmaking, social change, Arman sucks at giving hints, absolutely no one is surprised by this, fantasy becomes reality