Neet's Guide to Becoming a God

So... you want to know how to become a god? Well, I'll be honest: this ain't that type of guide. So why the name, you ask? Well, it sounded good. My story is an odd one, full of magic, drama, and a whole lot of Bob. Who's Bob, you ask? Listen and find out. I never really expected to go from full-time Neet to a God, but you know how life hits, right? Well, it doesn't really matter in the end. What matters is how I got there. You know how I said this ain't that type of guide? Well, maybe it can be. Maybe you'll figure some things out along the way-who knows? Actually I do, and you probably won't, but who cares, right? So take a seat in your mother's basement ,or whatever hole you live in, and listen to the story of how I, a full-time Neet, became a God.

So... back for more? Well, I can't say I'm surprised. Going from a no-good Neet to a magician with a magic book doesn't happen to everyone. And I doubt it'll happen to you, but that doesn't mean you can't continue to enjoy this guide, this tale of mine. And I can assure you that things only get more interesting, much to my surprise at the time. More magic, mayhem, and of course, Bob. As usual, life continues to throw jabs at me and even a few uppercuts, sending me spiraling into further insanity and trouble. By now, I'm getting used to it, and the push forward continues. As my training with Bob continues, and my relationships develop, those from near and afar make their moves. Pieces on the chessboard all looking for a checkmate, and whether I like it or not, I'll find myself at the center. Adversity, adventure, and more action than I would have liked at the time. Prepare to learn more about how I, a former full-time Neet, became a god.

So... you're here once again? Well, unfortunately, this chapter of my story is shorter than you were probably hoping for, but still sweet. The journey from full-time Neet to a God is no easy task, as you learned and I experienced firsthand. Being burned alive in mind, body, and soul might have forced me down, but I'm not out. I'm still standing, and the journey continues. In this short farewell, you'll find out what occurred in the aftermath of my traumatic experience and the preparations made for my trip to Las Vegas, as well as a goodbye for now to the city, my friends, and you. But fret not, for included in this third release is an all-new original side story that takes place in the same universe as the main story. Although the young man you'll soon get to know doesn't meet me in the first installment of his tale, I can assure you we become well acquainted later on. As a matter of fact, I'll let him take it from here. I thought things would quiet down when I moved... I was wrong. I had found it odd that my granduncle left me his home, but I thought that moving in would be a nice change and a new start to my then-crumbling life. What I didn't know was that my uncle was hiding a very dangerous and interesting secret. In the backyard, beneath a heavy steel hatch, lies the entrance to an underground labyrinth. A dungeon straight out of a fantasy. With a system straight out of an RPG and weird messages about some core, my supposed peaceful life is thrown out the window. Now, it's all leveling up, making sure no one finds out about my secret. Oh, and there's the girl next door and the snooping neighbour to deal with. Whatever happens, life is about to get really interesting. This is the continuation of A Neet's Guide to Becoming a God and its send-off, for now, paired with a bonus side story "I Have a Dungeon in My Backyard!" set in the same universe as the main series.