Old Fools

★ New York Times Bestselling author ★"James Herriot meets Driving over Lemons"Never believe that life in a tiny Spanish mountain village is predictable. Vicky and Joe have finished fixing up their house and look forward to peaceful days enjoying their retirement. Then the fish van arrives, and instead of delivering fresh fish, disgorges the Ufarte family. The peace of El Hoyo is shattered.Packed with badly behaved humans and animals, irreverent humour and sunshine, Two Old Fools - Olé! will make you laugh out loud.Includes free photo book and Spanish recipes."Andalucia as it's never been done before - a very quirky, funny and enjoyable tale - loved the subtle humour, Olé!" -- Karen Wheeler, author of 'Tout Sweet: Hanging Up My Heels For A New Life In France.'"I absolutely loved it! Funny, honest and impossible to put down." -- Justin Aldridge, Eye on Spain Victoria Twead is a New York Times bestselling author. In 2004 Victoria Twead nagged poor, long-suffering Joe into leaving Britain and relocating to a tiny, remote mountain village in Andalucía where they became reluctant chicken farmers and owned the most dangerous cockerel in Spain. Village life inspired Victoria's first book, Chickens, Mules and Two Old Fools, which was quickly followed by more, all of which fast became Amazon bestsellers. Victoria and Joe continue to enjoy life raising chickens, writing, helping authors publish their books, sampling the local wine and living alongside their colourful neighbours.

★ New York Times Bestseller ★Reluctantly, Vicky and Joe leave their Spanish mountain village to work for a year in the Middle East. How could they know that the Arab revolution was poised to erupt, throwing them into violent events that would make world headlines?Heart-stopping one moment and laugh-out-loud funny the next, this unforgettable memoir follows Vicky and Joe as they stumble through a tumultuous year in the Middle East and form friendships that will last a lifetime.Includes a FREE photo book and delicious Arabic recipes. Victoria Twead is a New York Times bestselling author. In 2004 Victoria Twead nagged poor, long-suffering Joe into leaving Britain and relocating to a tiny, remote mountain village in Andalucía where they became reluctant chicken farmers and owned the most dangerous cockerel in Spain. Village life inspired Victoria's first book, Chickens, Mules and Two Old Fools, which was quickly followed by more, all of which fast became Amazon bestsellers. Victoria and Joe continue to enjoy life raising chickens, writing, helping authors publish their books, sampling the local wine and living alongside their colourful neighbours.

★ New York Times Bestselling author ★"James Herriot meets Driving over Lemons"When Victoria and Joe return to their Spanish mountain village, they are still reeling from their year in the Middle East. Sighing with relief, they prepare to settle down to a peaceful life with the familiar characters of the village.But life refuses to stand still, even in tiny El Hoyo. Lola Ufarte's behaviour surprises nobody, but when a millionaire becomes a neighbour, the village turns into a battleground.Can Victoria and Joe help restore peace to the village? Victoria Twead is a New York Times bestselling author. In 2004 Victoria Twead nagged poor, long-suffering Joe into leaving Britain and relocating to a tiny, remote mountain village in Andalucía where they became reluctant chicken farmers and owned the most dangerous cockerel in Spain. Village life inspired Victoria's first book, Chickens, Mules and Two Old Fools, which was quickly followed by more, all of which fast became Amazon bestsellers. Victoria and Joe continue to enjoy life raising chickens, writing, helping authors publish their books, sampling the local wine and living alongside their colourful neighbours.

"Have I ever told you about my seventh birthday?""Only a million times."Who is Joe Twead? Where did he come from? What happened before Joe met Victoria and they moved to a crazy Spanish mountain village?Dark, funny, and often magical, Joe vividly paints his childhood memories despite constant heckling from Victoria at his elbow as he writes. Victoria Twead is a New York Times bestselling author. In 2004 Victoria Twead nagged poor, long-suffering Joe into leaving Britain and relocating to a tiny, remote mountain village in Andalucía where they became reluctant chicken farmers and owned the most dangerous cockerel in Spain. Village life inspired Victoria's first book, Chickens, Mules and Two Old Fools, which was quickly followed by more, all of which fast became Amazon bestsellers. Victoria and Joe continue to enjoy life raising chickens, writing, helping authors publish their books, sampling the local wine and living alongside their colourful neighbours.

*New York Times bestselling author*So how did it all begin? What happened before Victoria met Joe and they embarked on their crazy life in Spain?This light, airy and charming story is the delightful prequel to Victoria Twead's Old Fools series. Her childhood memories are vividly portrayed, leaving the reader chuckling and enjoying a warm sense of comfortable nostalgia.Photographs and recipes complement page after page of tales that burst with the rich vitality we have come to expect from Victoria Twead. Victoria Twead is a New York Times bestselling author. In 2004 Victoria Twead nagged poor, long-suffering Joe into leaving Britain and relocating to a tiny, remote mountain village in Andalucía where they became reluctant chicken farmers and owned the most dangerous cockerel in Spain. Village life inspired Victoria's first book, Chickens, Mules and Two Old Fools, which was quickly followed by more, all of which fast became Amazon bestsellers. Victoria and Joe continue to enjoy life raising chickens, writing, helping authors publish their books, sampling the local wine and living alongside their colourful neighbours.

★ New York Times Bestselling author ★"James Herriot meets Driving over Lemons"When dark clouds gather over El Hoyo, Victoria and Joe find themselves facing life-changing decisions that will shake their quiet village life. A fresh new face brings hope, but the return of a troublesome "bad penny" threatens to undo it all. Can the two old fools, and their beloved village, weather the turmoil ahead?"Full of warmth, laughter, and some emotional tugs. I gave 5 stars before but Victoria just gets better, so how can I improve on that rating? 5 stars again but the BIGGEST, twinkliest stars." -- Julie Haigh, Amazon Top 1000 Reviewer Victoria Twead is a New York Times bestselling author. In 2004 Victoria Twead nagged poor, long-suffering Joe into leaving Britain and relocating to a tiny, remote mountain village in Andalucía where they became reluctant chicken farmers and owned the most dangerous cockerel in Spain. Village life inspired Victoria's first book, Chickens, Mules and Two Old Fools, which was quickly followed by more, all of which fast became Amazon bestsellers. Victoria and Joe continue to enjoy life raising chickens, writing, helping authors publish their books, sampling the local wine and living alongside their colourful neighbours.

★ Wall Street Journal Top 10 & New York Times Bestselling Author ★"James Herriot meets Driving Over Lemons"When Joe and Vicky swap England for a tiny mountain village in Andalucía, they imagine sun, serenity, and sangria. What they get is something else entirely.Nothing prepares them for the culture shock waiting around every whitewashed corner. Before long, they're accidental chicken farmers and own the most terrifying cockerel in Spain. Will they stay-and embrace the craziness-or return to the relative sanity of England?Includes traditional Spanish recipes donated by the village ladies, plus a link to a free photo companion book. Victoria Twead is a New York Times bestselling author. In 2004 Victoria Twead nagged poor, long-suffering Joe into leaving Britain and relocating to a tiny, remote mountain village in Andalucía where they became reluctant chicken farmers and owned the most dangerous cockerel in Spain. Village life inspired Victoria's first book, Chickens, Mules and Two Old Fools, which was quickly followed by more, all of which fast became Amazon bestsellers. Victoria and Joe continue to enjoy life raising chickens, writing, helping authors publish their books, sampling the local wine and living alongside their colourful neighbours.

Wall Street Journal Top 10 and New York Times bestselling author"If you enjoyed The Durrells and James Herriott, you'll love the Old Fools series."Life is good. The grandchildren are thriving despite swallowing magnets and sticking crayons up their noses. Joe and Vicky plan a road trip with their dog, Lola. However, after disturbing dingoes, entering zombie zones and breaking the law, they learn life on the road is rarely relaxing.Meanwhile, farmers anxiously watch their fields turn brown as a terrible drought grips Australia. Even worse, bushfire season arrives early, and flames rage across the land.Will love and laughter be enough to keep the Two Old Fools and their family safe from harm? Victoria Twead is a New York Times bestselling author. In 2004 Victoria Twead nagged poor, long-suffering Joe into leaving Britain and relocating to a tiny, remote mountain village in Andalucía where they became reluctant chicken farmers and owned the most dangerous cockerel in Spain. Village life inspired Victoria's first book, Chickens, Mules and Two Old Fools, which was quickly followed by more, all of which fast became Amazon bestsellers. Victoria and Joe continue to enjoy life raising chickens, writing, helping authors publish their books, sampling the local wine and living alongside their colourful neighbours.