Space Team Universe

The galaxy just called for help. Unfortunately, the wrong man answered. When small-time conman, Cal Carver, is thrown in jail and forced to share a cell with a semi-naked cannibalistic serial killer, he's pretty sure his day can't get any worse. Boy, is he wrong. It isn't until two-thirds of the human race is wiped out and Cal is mistakenly abducted by aliens that things really start to go downhill. Whisked across the galaxy, Cal is forced into a team of some of the sector's most notorious villains and scumbags and tasked with delivering a package to a warlord-run solar system where the authorities daren't venture. The mission should be simple enough, but as one screw-up leads to another the ragtag group of unwitting heroes find themselves in a frantic battle to save an entire alien civilization - and its god - from total annihilation. Performed by Phil Thron, Danny Gavigan, Carolyn Kashner, Darius Johnson, Yasmin Tuazon, Bradley Smith, Henry W. Kramer, Eric Messner, Terence Aselford, Alejandro Ruiz, Jacob Yeh, Nanette Savard, Chris Genebach, Scott McCormick, Ken Jackson, Rose Elizabath Supan, Mort Shelby, Kimberly Gilbert, Laura C. Harris, Richard Rohan, Nora Achrati, Colleen Delany, David Zitney, and Michael John Casey.

The Snarkiest Sci-Fi Series in the Galaxy is Back! After saving an alien race and its god from a sentient zombie virus, Cal Carver and the crew of the Dread Ship Shatner are feeling pretty pleased with themselves. Unfortunately, the creator of the zombie virus is out for revenge, and has recruited the galaxy's deadliest - and oldest - assassin, Lady Vajazzle, to hunt Space Team down. But when Vajazzle discovers the crew is under the protection of a wolf-like species known as the Greyx, she is forced to implement a Plan B so diabolical it threatens to plunge the entire star system into chaos. With time running out, Cal must find a way to outmaneuver and outgun the galaxy's greatest killer before she murders his friends, butchers the Greyx, and buys the whole galaxy a one-way ticket to total annihilation. Featuring murderous senior citizens, a moon of death, and a pointy stick that could change the fate of the universe, Space Team: The Wrath of Vajazzle is the second relentlessly funny science fiction story in the bestselling Space Team series by award-winning author, Barry J. Hutchison. Performed by Phil Thron, Danny Gavigan, Carolyn Kashner, Darius Johnson, Yasmin Tuazon, Christopher Walker, Nanette Savard, Zeke Alton, Bradley Smith, Steve Wannall, Christopher Williams, Karen Novack, Colleen Delany, Ken Jackson, Christopher Graybill, Anthony Palmini, Richard Rohan, Chris Stinson and Scott McCormick.

The third part of the laugh-out-loud sci-fi adventure series from the author critics are calling 'the new Douglas Adams.' Cal Carver, petty-criminal turned space adventurer, is on a suicide mission - and he really hates suicide missions. But this time it's to save his best buddy, Splurt, who has been taken prisoner by the elderly assassin, Lady Vajazzle, and the evil Zertex corporation. When they discover that the ship carrying Splurt never made it to Zertex, their search leads them through a wormhole to a mysterious planet unlike any they have seen before. Will they survive this strange new world and finally find their friend? And, more importantly, does he even want to be found? Packed with gladiator battles, angry bees, a big thing blowing up, and the return of the galaxy's oldest assassin. Performed by Phil Thron, Danny Gavigan, Carolyn Kashner, Darius Johnson, Yasmin Tuazon, Bradley Foster Smith, Brandon Burton, Nanette Savard, Ken Jackson, Anthony Palmini, Christopher Walker, Joe Mallon, Chris Stinson, Tia Shearer, Alejandro Ruiz, Elena Anderson, Nathanial Perry, Eva Wilhelm, Terence Aselford, Richard Rohan, Eric Messner and Scott McCormick.

Cal Carver and his Space Team may have lost their ship, but they haven't lost their knack for attracting trouble. Just hours after setting foot on a new planet, Cal and the crew find themselves caught up in an interplanetary kidnapping plot. Reuniting the suspiciously-silent young victim with her parents on their far-off home world will make Cal rich beyond his wildest dreams. Unfortunately, half the pirates and bounty hunters in the galaxy have the same idea, and they're more than happy to take the girl by force. With their experimental new ship plagued by problems, a deranged space-warlord determined to watch Cal eating his own arm, and a whole lot of galaxy to get through, Space Team is about to embark on its most dangerous mission yet. The fourth hilarious installment in the bestselling Space Team sc-ifi adventure series, and the perfect jumping-on point for new listeners. Performed by Phil Thron, Danny Gavigan, Carolyn Kashner, Darius Johnson, Yasmin Tuazon, Scott McCormick, Christopher Walker, Terence Aselford, Chris Davenport, Rob McFadyen, Steven Carpenter, Richard Rohan, Bradley Foster Smith, Laura C Harris, Steve Wannall, Alejandro Ruiz, Melody Muze, Chris Stinson, Colleen Delany, Michael John Casey, Nora Achrati, Nanette Savard, Eric Messner, Nathanial Perry and Ken Jackson.

The galaxy is at war, and Space Team just can't seem to stay out of trouble. Following one close call too many, the team hides out on a tiny backwater moon, hoping the hostilities between Zertex and the Symmorium will all just blow over. But when first officer Loren's brother is taken prisoner and sentenced to death by the Symmorium, Cal and the others must make a choice - a choice that could spell the end of Space Team forever... Packed with space battles, giant robots, and a dangerously obese man being sponged down with soup, The Guns of Nana Joan is the hilarious fifth audiobook in the Space Team saga. Performed by Phil Thron, Danny Gavigan, Carolyn Kashner, Darius Johnson, Yasmin Tuazon, Christopher Walker, Alejandro Ruiz, Bradley Smith, Elena Anderson, Ken Jackson, Nathanial Perry, Chris Stinson, Rose Elizabeth Supan, Mort Shelby, Michael John Casey, Richard Rohan, Karen Novack, Scott McCormick, Tia Shearer, Robb Moreira, Eric Messner, David Cui Cui, Colleen Delany, Zeke Alton, Ryan Carlo Dalusung, Laura C. Harris, Nanette Savard and Chris Davenport.

They may have recently averted a full-scale galactic war, but Cal Carver and Space Team just can't stay out of trouble. When a 'Weird Space Thing™' threatens to destroy planet Earth, Cal is determined to stop it. But when they get there, they find the place is still swarming with parasitic extra-terrestrial bugs, and that there isn't a whole lot left to save. While battling an unexpected ghost of the past, Cal is abducted by aliens. Again. Brought before their covert High Council, Cal is given a choice: save his Earth and doom countless others to oblivion, or sacrifice it, so that parallel Earths may live. Cal opts for none of the above, but his proposed solution might well doom not just his universe, but all universes everywhere. Featuring familiar strangers, unfamiliar friends, and an angry talking sheep named Duggie, Return of the Dead Guy is the reality-shattering sixth audiobook in the Space Team saga. Performed by Phil Thron, Danny Gavigan, Carolyn Kashner, Darius Johnson, Yasmin Tuazon, Christopher Walker, Megan Poppy, Bradley Foster Smith, Chis Stinson, Richard Rohan, Colleen Delany, Rose Elizabeth Supan, Mort Shelby, Robb Moreira, David Cui Cui, Eric Messner, Zeke Alton, Holly Adams, Scott McCormick, Jessica Lauren Ball, Laura C Harris and Ken Jackson.

"A collection of short stories gathered from the far reaches of the Space Team Universe. The spectacular tales of space adventure you'll find in this full cast audiobook are: ""Dead Men Don't Get Paid"" Undead detective, Dan Deadman, has a problem. He has a number of them, in fact. He's missing an arm. He needs money to repair his broken window. Someone has opened a portal to the hell-like Malwhere in a nightclub, filling the place with slavering flesh-eating monsters. Fortunately, Dan's diminutive house guest, Artur, has a plan to help him fix at least one of these problems, but like everything else in Dan's afterlife, nothing quite works out the way it should. A brand new Dan Deadman Space Detective adventure, set in the aftermath of Dial D for Deadman. ""Space Team: The Holiday Special"" Die Hard meets The Nativity in Space! It's Space Christmas Eve, and all through the space station not a creature was stirring except a load of evil space pirates who are trying to kidnap a very special newborn baby so it can be eaten by their pirate king. They hadn't counted on Cal Carver and the Space Team, though, who happen to be on the station for some much needed R & R. Originally published in December 2016 as a standalone short story. ""The Last Bounty"" Once the baddest bounty hunter in the galaxy, all Konto Garr wants these days is a quiet family life with the woman he loves, and the respect of Deenia, the step-daughter who hates his guts. But when Deenia is taken hostage, Konto must employ all his skills to mount a death-defying rescue mission. With a terrorist-filled station between him and the hostages, and an infuriatingly upbeat boy from Deenia's class for company, Konto's talents will be stretched to their limit as he goes after the most important bounty of his life - his daughter. Originally published as part of the comedy sci-fi anthology, ""Pew Pew - Sex, Guns, Spaceships.... Oh My!"" ""Nun Shall Pass"" Former Nun, Ronda Sallas, is on a mission to save her son, Narp, from himself. And also from some evil Xandrie gangsters who have tricked him into helping them steal a weapon of mass destruction. Mostly from them, actually. Fortunately, Ronda's time at the convent has left her more than capable to deal with a few dozen gangsters, but when an Anti-Nun strips her of her precognition powers, things suddenly become more difficult. First published in The Expanding Universe - Volume 2 anthology. ""Splurt Home Alone"" An all-new short solo adventure starring everyone's favorite adorable green blob, Splurt.

While trying to stop a cyber-attacker stealing all Space Team's hard-earned money, the cyborg, Mech, unlocks a secret partition in his hard drive, revealing a mysterious set of co-ordinates. The co-ordinates lead the team to Funworld, a planet-sized theme park with a worrying number of artificially intelligent clownbots, and a shocking disregard for Health & Safety. With no weapons, and a shapeshifter who can no longer shift shape, Space Team's quest to unlock Funworld's mysteries leads them deep into the planet's core - and to the horrors that inhabit it - where they uncover the shocking secret Mech had no idea he was keeping. Featuring space clowns, the second-last human alive, and at least one fleeting reference to Scooby Doo, Space Team: Planet of the Japes is the seventh hilarious audiobook in the internationally bestselling Space Team series. Performed by Phil Thron, Danny Gavigan, Carolyn Kashner, Darius Johnson, Yasmin Tuazon, Christopher Walker, Rob McFadyen, Mark Harrietha, Nora Achrati, Rose Elizabeth Supan, Mort Shelby, Tyler Hychuk, Nicole Perez, Ken Jackson, Bradley Foster Smith, Eric Messner, Peter Holdway, Tia Shearer, Scott McCormick, Alejandro Ruiz and Colleen Delany.

Cal Carver's time is about to run out. He and his Space Team are broke. Forced to take low-paying gun-for-hire jobs just to keep the food replicator working, their prospects are not looking good. When they pick up a distress signal from a luxury space cruiser, they think their luck might be about to change. And it does. Sadly, not in the way they'd hoped. Someone has detonated a Time Bomb aboard the cruiser, an experimental device designed to shatter time itself. As the team passes through the fragments, their personal timelines begin moving at very different speeds, and an ageing Cal is forced to live out decades aboard the ship surrounded by his now statue-like crew mates and the mutated, inbred descendants of the cruiser's former inhabitants. As if that isn't bad enough, the Time Bomb was just a test for the real weapon, a weapon that could spell a fate worse than death for Space Team, and the enslavement of the entire galaxy. Featuring giant space babies, reverse mermaids and the most dangerous man in existence.

It isn't just war. It's space war!⍾⍾Geronimus Krone, the most dangerous man in existence has altered the course of time, appointed himself King of Space, and now rules the galaxy with the help of his four monstrous generals and their armies.⍾⍾Cal Carver and his crew are the galaxy's only hope. But, reeling from their recent loss, they can't stop Krone on their own. Fortunately, they've got a whole bunch of friends they can call on for help.⍾⍾With Krone's grip tightening around thousands of helpless star systems, a much larger Space Team must find a way to crush his armies, defeat his generals, and finally face off against the King of Space himself.⍾⍾But first, they've got a funeral to attend...⍾⍾Featuring implausible time travel, the Four Horsemen of the Spacepocalypse and the return of Tobey Maguire.⍾⍾Performed by Phil Thron, Danny Gavigan, Carolyn Kashner, Darius Johnson, Yasmin Tuazon, Christopher Walker, Alysia Beltran, Chris Davenport, Stewart Crank, Mort Shelby, Rose Elizabeth Supan, Anthony Palmini, Tia Shearer, Colleen Delany, Terence Aselford, Alejandro Ruiz, Elena Anderson, Richard Rohan, Ryan Carlo Dalusung, Julienne Irons, Chris Stinson, Ryan Haugen, Ken Jackson, Megan Poppy, Torian Brackett, Bradley Foster Smith, Wyn Delano, Elias Khalil, Karen Novcak, Nanette Savard and Scott McCormick.

"The Space Team Universe has been changed forever! Having journeyed through time in order to restore peace to the galaxy, Cal Carver and Space Team are a little dismayed to find out they may have inadvertently made things even worse. Whoops. Captured by an unfamiliar alien species, the crew is banished to a life of slavery in the Mustard Mines of Moktar, where they come face to face with the sinister Manacle - a terrifying new enemy whose diabolical agenda is worse than any they have encountered before. With the clock ticking and thousands of lives at stake, Space Team must race across the galaxy, stop Manacle's evil scheme, and save the day once more. But first, they have to escape... Featuring space gnomes, sand stomachs, and the sexiest facial paralysis in history. Performed by Phil Thron, Danny Gavigan, Carolyn Kashner, Darius Johnson, Yasmin Tuazon, Christopher Walker, Niusha Nawab, Ian Putnam, Wyn Delano, Tanja Milojevic, Bradley Foster Smith, Alejandro Ruiz, Jacob Yeh, Chris Stinson, Colleen Delany, Dan Delgado, David Engel, Ken Jackson, Nanette Savard, Peter Holdway, Richard Rohan, Ryan Carlo Dalusung, Ryan Haugen, Scott McCormick, Terence Aselford and Zeke Alton."

"Accidental space adventurer Cal Carver has had a rough few months. He's fought spider-dragons, battled space clowns, and been repeatedly tortured by the galaxy's oldest assassin. And don't even get him started on the squirrel-tits. Now all that's behind him, Cal just wants to kick back and relax. The universe, however, has other ideas. He and his crew find themselves in possession of the Symmorium Sentience, a once god-like entity now stripped of its power. The Sentience needs help to return home and restore the Symmorium species, which recently found itself the subject of an unfortunate genocide. But with dark forces seeking to turn the Sentience's power into a planet-pulverizing weapon, the team's trek across the galaxy becomes a desperate race against time, with the fate of the very cosmos at stake. Featuring awkward space-dates, gene-splicing villains, and a packet of coconut fingers as old as time itself, Space Team: Sentienced to Death is the eleventh book in the bestselling Space Team series by multi-award-winning author Barry J. Hutchison, and perfect for fans of funny stuff happening in space. Performed by Phil Thron, Danny Gavigan, Carolyn Kashner, Darius Johnson, Yasmin Tuazon, Christopher Walker, Stephanie Németh-Parker, Marni Penning, Laura C. Harris, Ian Putnam, Nanette Savard, Henry W. Kramer, David Cui Cui, Gabriel Michael, Christopher Williams, Bradley Foster Smith, Eric Messner, Richard Rohan, Terence Aselford, Nora Achrati, Michael John Casey and Scott McCormick."

"Sick of the stress, aggravation, and multiple genocides they've had to put up with lately, accidental space hero Cal Carver and his crew set off to start a new life in a distant corner of the galaxy. Six tedious days of warp-speed and board games later, they arrive in a sector filled with new hope, new opportunities, and new adventures. Too broke to take advantage of any of these things, they are forced to accept a series of increasingly demeaning jobs just to make ends meet. When one such job leads them to the offices of a sector-wide TV network, Cal signs-up to star in smash-hit gameshow, The Hunt, confident of winning the big cash prize. What he fails to realize is that the show's premise involves him being chased and killed for the amusement of the viewing public and so Cal must run, fight, and occasionally beg for his life as he attempts to win the game, the money, and his freedom. But in the entire history of the show, no competitor has ever survived The Hunt, and the network will stop at nothing to keep that record intact... Featuring unexpected stabbings, maniacal puppets, and a dog with a head like a testicle. Space Team: The Hunt for Reduk Topa is the twelfth book in the internationally bestselling series from award-winning author, Barry J. Hutchison, and perfect for fans of Guardians of the Galaxy, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, and The Golden Girls. Performed by Phil Thron, Danny Gavigan, Carolyn Kashner, Darius Johnson, Yasmin Tuazon, Christopher Walker, Amanda Forstrom, Cody Roberts, Laura C. Harris, Wyn Delano, Michael John Casey, Ken Jackson, Richard Rohan, Terence Aselford, Steve Wannall, Nora Achrati, Gabriel Michael, Eric Messner, Scott McCormick, Shawn K. Jain, Nanette Savard, Karen Novack, Marni Penning, Colleen Delany, Bradley Forster Smith and Melody Muze."