Thrills N Kills In The Hills

They're gorgeous and dangerous and always eager for thrills. The kills just seem to happen. A lot.Dayzee Dazzle and her best friends, the Kildare Killers, are famous and gorgeous. They're too captivating to be from this planet, and they like it that way. Earthmen can't resist them and rarely survive encounters with them. They find humor in horror, confront the ghastly with laughter and loss of clothing, and leave dead bodies and satisfied smiles in their wake.After Dayzee dodges gunfire in a swanky Beverly Hills hotel, she calls her best friends, the beautiful twins Marilyn and Sophia, to watch her back. They quickly learn that something much more deadly and otherworldly than a common sniper has been sent to kill them all. They manage to survive the assassin's many attacks and learn that it can be destroyed only by a gruesome yet comical encounter in a plush bedroom of Dayzee's mansion in the Flats.Content advisory: This book is intended for a mature audience.

They're still gorgeous and dangerous and even more eager for thrills. Of course, there are more kills too. A lot more.Dayzee Dazzle and her best friends, the Kildare Killers, are famous and gorgeous. They're too captivating to be from this planet, and they know it because Earthmen can't resist them and rarely survive encounters with them. They find humor in horror, confront the ghastly with laughter and loss of clothing, and leave dead bodies and satisfied smiles in their wake.After surviving the first assassin that the Guild sent, Dayzee and the twins soon find that another, more conniving force has been dispatched to eradicate them from Earth. This one can do the usual fun stuff, like reanimate corpses, but it also has the power to possess anything made of wood. Dayzee's entire mansion becomes a nightmare of attacking doors, trim boards, and furniture, all aimed at killing them. At least until it realizes just how beautiful the three of them are, causing it to go from simply murderous to murderous and amorous. How will they kill this new assassin? Are they sure they want to?Content advisory: This book is intended for a mature audience.

Famous, gorgeous, and dangerous.Surrounded by dead bodies and rarely completely dressed.Just another day in the Hills . . . Dayzee Dazzle and her best friends, the Kildare Killers, are famous and stunning. They're too beautiful to be from this planet, and that's because they're not. Earthmen can't resist them and rarely survive them. The time has come to begin shooting the reality show, "Kildare in the Hills," in Dayzee Dazzle's mansion in the Beverly Hills Flats. Dayzee and her best friends, Marilyn and Sophia, a.k.a. the Kildare Killers, are sure to become even bigger stars. What could possibly go wrong? Well, for one thing, their friend Bruno is having a little trouble with the science and sorcery experiments performed on him by the Guild. At any time, he can find himself transformed into any type of creature, indigenous or off-worldly or imaginary, and of course, Dayzee is bringing him home. What else? Well, her house might just have a few dark secrets of its own. Lights . . . camera . . . bedlam! Content advisory: This book is intended for a mature audience.