Villainous Things

Xander Big City is supposedly the place where dreams come true. As someone just trying to live my life, I can tell you it's more like a recurring nightmare where dreams get c*ckblocked at every turn. Especially if you're a supervillain like me. The irony is that I have zero powers, despite coming from purebred villain stock, but try telling that to Big City's beloved hero, Captain Masculine. This himbo is ruining my research, and if his firepower doesn't kill me, the sight of him in Lycra surely will. Luckily-or unluckily, in my opinion-my bestie just signed me up for the Bangers dating app and found my perfect match. If this isn't the start of my villain arc, I don't know what is. Butch It's hard feeling like I have to wear a mask every day-that the only value I bring to the table is the sparkling image others have created for me. Such is the life of being Captain Masculine, Big City's greatest superhero. This is the existence I was destined for, and I will gladly defend this city against every threat to its people. Except Doctor Antihero. I've seen countless villains come and go, but something about Antihero intrigues me more than the usual hero-villain encounters should. It's because of him that I impulsively signed up for a dating app, hoping a meaningless fling with a local normie will help get my head back in the game. The truth is, what I really want is someone who sees me-the man behind the mask. But that's a luxury no superhero can afford. Not All Himbos Wear Capes is an MM romance between a superhero and a villain. This is not your kid's superhero book. This is Sin City and The Boys having a love child with extra spicy Spideypool and is meant for 18+ adults who can handle such things. The Villainous Things series contains standalone books (each with HEAs) that feature interconnected characters and an overarching plot.

Baltasar It's time for me to start pulling my weight in the Suarez clan-to prove I'm worth more than the plays I make on the field or the dirt I dig up on rival families. I want to make Wolfy proud. And to not get unalived by Simon. So I volunteered what I had to offer, knowing my infamous genes could be used for uniting two powerful clans in marriage. After all, I'm the only not gay one in my family, so that alone should entice the super-babes looking to get busy with baby-making. I mean, as long as they don't ask me to do math or anything. But the last supe I expected Wolfy to match me with was the ice queen hero herself, Dahlia Salah. She's not bad, but her brother is my former Deathball rival and the only one on the planet who can make me Hulk out with a single snarky word. All I have to do is keep my eye on the prize and ignore this weird tension between Zion and me. I've totally got this. Zion I never would have guessed Baltasar Suarez would be the man to lock down my sister. Shady business deals are what make our world go round, and Dahlia sealed her fate when she went up against the leaders of his clan-as if she were destined for our legendary throne instead of me. Not that I've been interested in wearing the crown. Not after everything that happened. Without Deathball to distract me, I spend most of my time keeping my daughter safe and happy, even though her mother is gone and my parents treat her like an outcast. Otherwise, I've just been… existing. Until Baltasar showed up, as tempting as ever-reminding me of all I've lost and everything I've ever wanted. Everything I can never have. Or can I? My beast-my true supe form-has already decided the villain is ours, so why not remind my backstabbing family that everything under this roof is destined to belong to me? Starting with him. Putting Out for a Hero is an MM romance between a superhero and a villain. This is not your kid's superhero book. This is Sin City and The Boys having a love child with extra spicy Spideypool and is meant for 18+ adults who can handle such things. The Villainous Things series contains standalone books (each with HEAs) that feature interconnected characters and an overarching plot. You should listen in order, starting with Not All Himbos Wear Capes.

Gabriel Theo Coatl was supposed to be just a job. On paper, my twin and I are recent grads moving into the eccentric artist's mansion for a once-in-a-lifetime internship opportunity. In reality, Dre and I are spies for our clan-a pair of supes known as Shock and Awe who could melt our enemy's brain as easily as we could extract the intel we were after. Whatever works. Our mark isn't the only one keeping secrets, and Theo's proximity is… doing things to me. This man could fulfill every dark desire I've buried beneath the surface, things even my twin doesn't know I crave. Too bad exploring my fantasies isn't part of the plan. Andre Gabe and I may have been sent to this hideous McMansion on a mission, but the instant Theo Coatl sashayed into view, our plans changed. At least, mine did. Wolfy's original instructions were clear-get in Theo's head, get the intel, and get out. But I took our eldest brother's words as more of a suggestion than anything. And my idea is better. I see the way Theo looks at my twin-like he wants to eat him alive. Never mind that the man is a potentially deadly being of unknown origins or that I want to discipline him so badly I can taste it. Gabe is the bait. Theo is our prey. If I get to play with the brat before we end him, well, what could be the harm in that? Theo It had been so long since I'd enjoyed a proper hunt that I was nearly giddy with excitement. And what delightful prey I've found! The twins are perfect. Broody angel Gabriel is pretending to resist my advances while practically begging me to take what I want. And Andre is playing his cards close with absolute control-which only encourages me to defy him more. There's nothing I love more than misbehaving. I do have an agenda here on earth, however-one my interns can legitimately assist me with. While I can't wait to make a pretty pair of puppets out of these unsuspecting humans, I've decided to at least try to lure them in slowly-really savor the experience-since it will be the death of them in the end. Enter the Multi-Vers is an MMM romance between a pair of villains and an alien chaos gremlin in a skinsuit. This is not your kid's superhero book. This is Sin City and The Boys having a love child with extra spicy Spideypool and is meant for mature listeners. The Villainous Things series contains standalone books (each with HEAs) that feature interconnected characters and an overarching plot. You should listen in order.

A just-for-funsies reunion book featuring all the MCs from Villainous Things (and Villains in Space), trapped together on an island for Butch and Xander's wedding. Let the filthy chaos ensue! A taste of what you'll find: 13 unhinged POVs, tropical island forced proximity for all, superheroes x villains x aliens x a very irritated pregnant normie, MM romance (and a little FF, too), everybody gets some (and it's filthy, duh, men in corsets, hoochie daddy shorts, and Gambit crop tops, slooty besties having slooty fantasies about each other (good thing their stellar collisions are into it), rabble chat in every chapter (on top of the IRL ballbusting), feel-good family moments and all the schmoop, and the usual naughty humor and witty banter. Plus, the wedding you've been waiting for! But first… a tropical cyclone, a fried chicken emergency, lizard grip tapegate times a million, a murder mystery, and superpowers revealed… It is required that you listen to Villainous Things books 1–4 first, and it is highly recommended that you listen to Earth Boys Are Easy before tackling Rabble: End Game! Otherwise, you may miss some important backstory… For mature listeners. A complete list of content warnings can be found on the author's website.

Simon I needed to get the hell out of Big City. The only reason I'm living in this American wasteland is because my mother insisted I reconcile with my estranged father. That the idea came to her while drunk on French bubbly should have been my sign to stay right where I belonged. Anywhere but here. Certainly somewhere more fabulous. When an international job opportunity arises, I jump on board. It's just a bonus that I'll be traveling with the epitome of tall, dark, and handsome. Make that muscular, morally gray, and hopefully, my next conquest. What's a casual fling between coworkers, after all? I'm ready for my next big adventure-far from Big City-so if whatever we're up to is vaguely illegal, I'll simply turn the other cheek. It's not like some superhero is going to swoop in and stop a couple of humans like us. Wolfgang I may have orchestrated my villainous parents' deaths, but that doesn't mean the crushing weight of my responsibilities is easy to bear. My sister was the only one of my siblings who knew how badly they treated me. The only one I told how much I despise my powers. Now she's on the run-leaving me to carry this alone. Then I meet him. I may have hired Simon Alarie as my assistant, but it's instantly apparent he's much more than that. He's not only intelligent and business savvy but fiercely loyal and the tastiest-most forbidden-little thing I've ever seen. Nothing can come of it. Because if I touch him, he dies. That doesn't stop me from claiming him as mine. Whether or not this normie knows it, every inch of him-every breath he takes-belongs to me. Anyone who thinks otherwise will meet the Hand of Death. Gentlemen Prefer Villains is an MM romance between a villain and a normie. Our men find other men in tight supersuits incredibly attractive. Sometimes, they keep these supersuits on while engaging in explicit extracurricular activities with each other (and sometimes, they even use bad words!). This is not your kid's superhero book. This is Sin City and The Boys having a love child with extra spicy Spideypool and is meant for 18+ adults who can handle such things. The Villainous Things series contains standalone books, each with HEAs, that feature interconnected characters and an overarching plot. You should listen in order, starting with Not All Himbos Wear Capes.

A sweet'n'spicy collection of bonus tales, first shared on Patreon and featuring the guys and gals (and nonbinary aliens) from the superhero x villain MM+ (& FF!) romance series, Villainous Things (along with the MCs of the Villains in Space spin-off series)! Simon Says: It is required that you listen to Villainous Things books one through five first, and highly recommended that you also listen to Earth Boys Are Easy before tackling this bonus collection! Otherwise, you may miss some important backstory (and hear spoilers!) The bonus collection contains: Dock the Halls: A Xander & Butch Villainous Xmas Special The boys' first Christmas after Himbos, where Xaddy introduces his baby to the annual cutthroat Suarez White Elephant gift exchange and Butch makes a near-fatal mistake by misunderstanding the rules. The Thing with the Fried Chicken: A Xander & Butch Valentine's Special Their first V-Day after Himbos, where the often-asked listener question is finally answered with an extra graphic explanation of what exactly "the thing with the fried chicken" is. Hint: It's spicy. Til Death Do Us Part: A Wolfy & Simon Wedding/Kidnapping Special Occurring immediately after the Yes Sir, Sorry Sir bonus epilogue from Gentlemen, and starring Queen Simon as he makes an executive decision his loyal dog had better agree to-or so help him! Lycra and Lace and Tutus: A Balty & Zion (and Rabble*) Halloween Special After the events of POFAH, Xanny opens the West Coast Lycra and Lace franchise and throws a costume party to celebrate. Per usual, this results in an unnecessarily competitive costume contest between our supes. Also, per usual, there's some primal play. Tangled in Tendrils: A Twins (mostly Dre, but open door, bro) & Theo Xmas Special Following Multi-Vers, it's our chaotic alien's turn to be introduced to the White Elephant gift exchange. He nearly ruins it, to no one's surprise. Also, to no one's surprise, there's more primal. Happy Winter-Ween: A Micah & Ziggy Not-Quite Halloween Special After Rabble: End Game, our runaway space bride, Micah, decides to stick around to celebrate his February birthday with a Halloween-style costume party. Again, to no one's surprise, everyone gets competitive, the horny glo worms are in full effect, and Ziggy plays to win. The Perfect Vi-Day Present: A Vi & Kai Valentine's Special Also following End Game (and apparently too hot for the Pates), Wolfy lives up to his "Bazillionaire Goth Mother Hen" reputation by taking Kai shopping for the perfect present for his sister. But what does a princess buy her Mommy? And will this present be put to immediate use? (Yes.) Synesthesia (or, Snowed-In with my Best Friend's Alien DILF): An Erich & Luca Novella Now that everyone has survived the forced proximity of Super Gay Island during End Game, our German DJ normie, Erich (first introduced in Gentlemen) decides to shoot his shot and invite his superpowered obsession (who happens to be his bestie Wolfy's "dad"-oops!) to ski in the Alps. But oh, nooooo-they're snowed in! Sounds like the perfect opportunity to discover if Luca feels the same... The Rabble actually inserted themselves into every tale included in some way. Per usual. Contains mature content. A complete list of content warnings can be found on the author's website.